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« Reply #4500 on: February 05, 2018, 08:01:44 AM »

Wait... there is a suicide in the movie AND IT WASN'T THE DWARF?
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« Reply #4501 on: February 05, 2018, 09:42:48 AM »

Somehow I believe, Boz, that the balance shall tip in the favour of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.
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« Reply #4502 on: February 05, 2018, 10:39:40 AM »

Somehow I believe, Boz, that the balance shall tip in the favour of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.


Oh, I get it. I was wondering there for a second.

Thought cop!
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« Reply #4503 on: February 05, 2018, 01:42:42 PM »

Heh.  Yes, hoping readers would recognize it as a  slightly altered quote from "Ray" in "In Bruges."
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« Reply #4504 on: February 06, 2018, 09:08:39 AM »

I hope your dwarf doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fooked.

I love every offensive second of that movie.
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« Reply #4505 on: February 06, 2018, 09:12:48 AM »

https://youtu.be/jDyEbUUpiLc
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« Reply #4506 on: February 06, 2018, 10:40:18 AM »

RIP W. P. Mayhew.
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« Reply #4507 on: February 06, 2018, 01:05:42 PM »

Great character actor.  RIP "Martin Crane" too. 
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« Reply #4508 on: February 16, 2018, 08:38:58 PM »

"Where's my honey!?!"

"I'm *incarcerated* Lloyd!!"

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« Reply #4509 on: February 16, 2018, 08:40:13 PM »

"Black Panther":  $198.67M
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« Reply #4510 on: February 16, 2018, 09:19:40 PM »

After simply setting a wetted finger to the air and using the spiritual divining rod in my soul to adjudicate to a denomination the collective weight of the public whimsy, I checked to see what number munched Asian Gitesh Pandya placed on the picture:  $175M

I'll take the over by $20.367M.
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« Reply #4511 on: February 18, 2018, 06:53:45 PM »

Looks like I was low, BP projected to do about 218 over long weekend, included in BODouchebag Gites Pandya's tepid 175 call vs. my 198.67, I was off by $20M, "Guru," number-munched w/25 yr. old website, off by 43+ MILLION.

I'm slightly miffed at being off 10%, but GURU off well over 20%, which is a fucking professional embarrassment.

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« Reply #4512 on: February 18, 2018, 07:22:52 PM »

Keep in mind that I didn't consider his number in formulating mine, I didn't extrapolate from past films, #of theaters, increase in ticket price, etc. (from hard data), I just winged it and fucking KO'd him, what a joke.
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« Reply #4513 on: February 20, 2018, 10:49:11 AM »

I have to admit it. You do have a talent for that.

I'm impressed (I'm sure that's your goal! Shocked )
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« Reply #4514 on: February 22, 2018, 10:01:47 AM »

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/feb/21/jennifer-lawrence-dress-response-red-sparrow-photos

I may be biased, but I thought her choice of outdoor wear was exquisite. 

My quick and unscientific poll of straight males revealed that 96% want to see Red Sparrow after seeing the trailer, but 47% are having trouble persuading spouses or significant others to go with.

My scientific poll of myself (100% accurate!) revealed that J-law is one amazing sexy kitten.
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