Why don't I really care who Shakespeare was? As for Homer, isn't that kind of old news that he was a fiction, a composite for all the old stories and such? IIRC, even my high school English teacher, over 30 years ago, suggested that Homer wasn't an actual individual.
Oh, several reasons. It depends how much into Marlowe you is. Onesit you acknowledge how well he would have fit into The Wire, seein' his character was not really trustworthy, you might want to "revise" the plays wit a moh moden twist. You know he's goin to end up badly anyway. You heard about that didn't you? Ask Whiskey.
Besides, Shakespeare was a product for a different generation on the go-back machine .
Think about Hamlet, he's really twisted, a product of our times. I mean Andy Warhol was trying to emulate Ham and went too fa. It just doesn't figure somehow; you get it? I mean, I know he was shoving dames off and all but not from an aversion to dames; you got ta figure, he got some interesting action around the corner somewhere that he is keeping quiet. Just because he doesn't want his mom to be talked about as a slut doesn't mean he hates women. No, not totally. He has dese very mixed amotions about not having inherited his father's trip, manning an operation out of Jersey or somethin. Isle of Jersey, you know what I mean?
Romie and Juliet is right here, now. Nothin has changed, teenagers think they in love, always end up in some shit. Never changed. You end up dead of something.
For instance, Midsummer Night's Dream is some party, trippin', that went wrong.
The rest of it is always all about gangsters, your main man. They always act like noboda knows they from Kings. Corey a line us. Know what I mean? An' then, Lear, who cornered the concession on makes and sells jets. How about that?
The Queens are all fahked, like Hamlet's motha. What's this, with the Queen whose hands they cut off?
Hey, somebody here bring me an-other sub an' a diet-Pepsi !
[Somebody in the next booth
asks:
"What about Homer, somebody wanted to know about Homer. What you gotta say about that?"
Homer? That's way cool. Just so you got Henry Winkler for the part. Nobody else. man. Nobody can touch him.