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« Reply #2190 on: May 08, 2008, 10:45:55 AM »

     


removing her lindt.

                                                     
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« Reply #2191 on: May 08, 2008, 10:47:38 AM »




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« Reply #2192 on: May 08, 2008, 01:09:53 PM »

Bertha was very concerned about her aura being too small...
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« Reply #2193 on: May 08, 2008, 02:07:28 PM »

An 'orrible aura bill was working its way towards her: a green-backed aura horribilus...

Auras come in various shapes and sizes - Bertha knew this. Make do with the aura God gave you, said her mother, but over time this thought came to displease Bertha, so much so that one day...
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« Reply #2194 on: May 08, 2008, 09:44:03 PM »

she succumbed to the blandishments of Frank Zappa to "kiss my aura, Dora" and m-o-o-ved to California to be worshipped as Da Iry, star of a series of very funny tv commercials for milk, after which... 
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« Reply #2195 on: May 09, 2008, 10:47:09 AM »

her career dried up and she began to drink heavily.  It wasn't long before she was lactating White Russians, and was often seen emerging from a limo minus her...
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« Reply #2196 on: May 09, 2008, 11:07:33 AM »

 
 racy, lacy, ever so dainty size XXX Victoria Secrets exclusive (cow) thong.
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« Reply #2197 on: May 09, 2008, 12:34:32 PM »

She feltl so udderly naughty and capricious when she exposed herself, pretending it was all just a big mistake.  Nevertheless, she was deeply hurt when the media pundits called her a slutty cow.
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« Reply #2198 on: May 09, 2008, 01:54:41 PM »

Latest newsflash from this months Bonnyclabber Blabber



Bertha Bares Booty -- gives new meaning to the "running of the bulls" as bovines bespew bilious blennorrhea --
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« Reply #2199 on: May 09, 2008, 02:02:49 PM »

before bloviating psychobabble bullshirt
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« Reply #2200 on: May 14, 2008, 10:13:11 AM »

until the cows come home.


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« Reply #2201 on: May 14, 2008, 01:36:50 PM »

"You can expect major delays on the southbound freeway this morning...", Harold awoke in a foggy stupor and looked around the darkened room as the unfamiliar voice from the clock radio continued to report on the congestion and lane closures of various highways and streets the names of which he did not recognize.

He slowly climbed out of the bed and gingerly reached for the lavender drapes...
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« Reply #2202 on: May 14, 2008, 01:49:21 PM »

Suddenly, and without warning, he heard a voice:

"...Professor Knopfler has informed me that you can no longer be trusted...
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« Reply #2203 on: May 14, 2008, 02:51:22 PM »

finishing other people's trains of thought for them.  'When did they start to think of doing that' he wondered in his zombie brain.  Then he wondered if zombies had brains.  And if he had a brain, then was he not
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« Reply #2204 on: May 14, 2008, 03:57:16 PM »

the hero, the legend, the mythical...
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