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« Reply #2775 on: July 18, 2010, 10:21:47 PM » |
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so you don't remember where you parked your car
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« Reply #2776 on: July 20, 2010, 06:51:04 PM » |
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 Oh, now I remember. I forgot. I left it parked over at the Rainier Vista Trailer Court—where my white trash girlfriend Doreen lives. Jeeze lueez, I’m lucky to get outta there alive each time. She’s be so cute with Pepé Le Pew her Pomeranian pooch. I've gots this dumpy ole ’68 Camero—what kinda wheels you got Appaloosabeach? Hmmm?  |
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« Reply #2777 on: July 20, 2010, 10:10:07 PM » |
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1967 El Camino, not the SS, just a little reworked 283, so quiet our mutual friend Doreen don't know I'm home till she hears the screen door slam.
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« Reply #2778 on: July 21, 2010, 09:49:55 AM » |
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Where is Pugetopolis when you need an answer to an unanswerable question. Possibly buried in Calico? Drinking coffee in Arcata? Might this be a ghosty conspiracy?
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« Reply #2779 on: July 21, 2010, 09:50:42 AM » |
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............... I’m just a one legged midget with a lisp riding my donkey with all the supplies, I haven't seen anybody in days, the donkey be packing the dope. A bale of Tijuana Gold. Now what the hell do I do?
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« Reply #2780 on: July 21, 2010, 07:34:19 PM » |
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I buy a big tube of Preparation H and apply liberally on my extremely sore asshole, due to all the severe buggery I've endured today, plus riding on a donkey doesn't help at all. Then I kill myself, as midgets tend to do, mainly because of all the short jokes they have to put up with. This will make way for more interesting characters, perhaps someone with a sinister central European accent, a pencil moustache, a PhD in Kantian Metaphysics, and a hobby of experimenting on the neighborhood pets with various machines that....
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« Reply #2781 on: July 21, 2010, 07:47:38 PM » |
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And then I buy a ticket to Chronicles of Narnia, but really go into the theater showing Brokeback Mountain.
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« Reply #2782 on: July 21, 2010, 08:51:45 PM » |
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where is pugetopolis when you need the answer to an unanswerable question? does Doreen flinch when she hears the screen door slam? by the way, they haven't baled tj gold since Nixon dropped paraquat on a hundred million acres of Mexico.
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« Reply #2784 on: July 21, 2010, 10:51:56 PM » |
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not only is Doreen a midget, she can carry a drink tray on her head.
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« Reply #2786 on: July 22, 2010, 09:38:26 AM » |
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RIP the creative writing thread.
You three enjoy your little circle jerk.
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« Reply #2787 on: July 22, 2010, 02:41:20 PM » |
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I once attended a circle jerk. Does that make me partly gay?
C'mon, Bart. Tell the truth now. Don't be shy.
I heard all about you, oilcanbody and knoxharrington having a little fun........
Doin' a circle jerk with Doreen the lovely Midget.
Over there in the White Trash Trailer Court the other day.
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« Reply #2788 on: July 22, 2010, 03:56:56 PM » |
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To Barton. I'm sorry, but I love the back and forth crappola, the little pugee is an irrational pain in the ass, but, what's new? Do't be so easily offended, pugetop is stuck in the dirt. There is nothing older than dirt, but the guy has superhuman talent, hollywood would kill him the second he stepped off the bus, they don't like talent, they like dark and stormy nights.
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« Reply #2789 on: July 22, 2010, 05:30:39 PM » |
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It was a dark & stormy night—and Appaloosabeach was busy apologizing profusely to Barton for getting carried away and making passionate love with Doreen the Midget right there in the Melba Trailer Court parking lot. But the more he apologized…
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