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liquidsilver
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« Reply #45 on: May 08, 2007, 11:29:01 AM »

"Hello, Pronk." the caller said.
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Beppo
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« Reply #46 on: May 08, 2007, 12:29:21 PM »

"...Professor Knopfler has informed me that you can no longer be trusted...
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whiskeypriest
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« Reply #47 on: May 08, 2007, 12:36:55 PM »

since you do not and never have used performance enhancing drugs....
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whiskeypriest
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« Reply #48 on: May 08, 2007, 01:00:05 PM »

candy bars."  I laughed at the joke; Prof. knew me well.  "So what am I to do with...
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whiskeypriest
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« Reply #49 on: May 08, 2007, 01:40:18 PM »

Margaret Thatcher's naughty bits.  We call the black bird....
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liquidsilver
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« Reply #50 on: May 08, 2007, 01:42:12 PM »

'Jose Mesa' after the single greatest....
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whiskeypriest
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« Reply #51 on: May 08, 2007, 01:46:31 PM »

Useless Pile of Horse Excrement....
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kam
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« Reply #52 on: May 08, 2007, 01:50:35 PM »

ever.  Not to be confused with the 20th century baseball player who went by the same name.  Curious how the brain works.  Names like objects float across the mind when recollected even when the context is different.  Harold's youth had been a misfortune waste of time ingesting baseball statistical minutia.  As a school boy the other young lads called him...
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whiskeypriest
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« Reply #53 on: May 08, 2007, 01:52:57 PM »

Jim Northrup, after his favorite baseball player, a....
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liquidsilver
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« Reply #54 on: May 08, 2007, 02:00:12 PM »

a magnificent shrub that grew to astounding heights until it was...
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kam
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« Reply #55 on: May 08, 2007, 02:23:00 PM »

the very same land of Jose Mesa's ancestral tribe.
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whiskeypriest
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« Reply #56 on: May 08, 2007, 02:24:04 PM »

....where Bush worship was simply one Useless Pile of Horse Excrement worshiping another.
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liquidsilver
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« Reply #57 on: May 08, 2007, 02:28:33 PM »

That was before the liberals came and....
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whiskeypriest
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« Reply #58 on: May 08, 2007, 03:35:52 PM »

the dreaded second term, and the dark lord, appropriately nicknamed "Vice."
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Beppo
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« Reply #59 on: May 08, 2007, 06:26:41 PM »

'Hands', that is 'Mufsteeka Kordilla', or if you prefer, 'The Baron of Morangie' ... 
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