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« Reply #915 on: June 08, 2007, 05:16:51 PM »

a pillar of salt...
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« Reply #916 on: June 08, 2007, 05:19:34 PM »

Once again Gordo turned to

…her crummy visage in the mirror, asking herself “Do I dare tell them all who I really was in my previous schmucky reincarnation? Back over there in Big Apple La La Land? For Gawd’s sake—surely I can’t tell them the awful truth!!!”
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« Reply #917 on: June 08, 2007, 05:38:01 PM »

forgetting that one should never never look

Don’t look back? Pillar of salt? That’s kind of hard to do, whiskeypriest and kinkykaboodle—with a blog name like:

Escape from Elba - Exiles of the New York Times

Most of the posters here are “exiles” from the NYTimes.

Some are three-time Meandering Forumites like teddy.

Some of us like madupont were exiled even before we were.

So please don’t tell me to shut-my-mouth about the Times—

I had good times and bad times over there even if you didn’t.

I can satirize anything I want—Harold, Gordon or whatever.

C'mon now, don't be bashful. Tell them who you were, girl.

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« Reply #918 on: June 08, 2007, 05:59:53 PM »

"Charming," Harold said. "What a creative response. Calling somebody an asshole. And then quickly deleting it."

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« Reply #919 on: June 08, 2007, 06:09:11 PM »

Asshole?  What happened to the whole ass?  Seems that something is amiss...  Gordon was now ready
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« Reply #920 on: June 08, 2007, 06:11:28 PM »

for his punishment.  The black robed, hooded monk stepped forward, cat o' nine tails in hand.  He began to swirl the cat o' nine tails over his head, slowly at first, but then faster, faster, faster... the noise quickened the anticipation in Gordon, the thrill, to such an extent that he was barely able to hold off his....
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« Reply #921 on: June 08, 2007, 06:13:58 PM »

pet basenji, who had become so excited with all the unusual activity that the dear, sweet animal actually...
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« Reply #922 on: June 08, 2007, 06:14:59 PM »

urinated in a long steady stream on Gordon's favorite...
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« Reply #923 on: June 08, 2007, 06:17:04 PM »

"home of the whopper" boxers...
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« Reply #924 on: June 08, 2007, 06:18:52 PM »

while reciting the "Lords Prayer", in Hebrew...
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« Reply #925 on: June 08, 2007, 06:19:54 PM »

urinated in a long steady stream on Gordon's favorite...

bald-headed lawyer from Ohio who
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« Reply #926 on: June 08, 2007, 06:23:10 PM »

had secretly left the building to meet with RR for some R&R...
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« Reply #927 on: June 08, 2007, 06:26:26 PM »

which of course stood for Rats and Rice - Clothilde's specialty.  He could smell that nutria cooking from miles away...
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« Reply #928 on: June 08, 2007, 06:29:47 PM »

urinated in a long steady stream on Gordon's favorite...

bald-headed lawyer from Ohio who

had the hots for young beautiful talented smiling Rachel Ray—rather than Eva and Kinkykaboodle who despite their many wonderful charms were, well…
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« Reply #929 on: June 08, 2007, 06:31:24 PM »

always fashionably late...
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