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« Reply #975 on: June 11, 2007, 02:35:09 PM »

"Is there an echo in here?" inquired the little gnome who was now reading Chapter five
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« Reply #976 on: June 11, 2007, 02:36:25 PM »

having skipped chapter four and therefore still really didn't know what a quim was...
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« Reply #977 on: June 11, 2007, 02:38:30 PM »

"There is no echo" said the Hood. "Now I see what you've been doing, Gordon. Buying time, delaying the inevitable,
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« Reply #978 on: June 11, 2007, 02:40:39 PM »

a duel (to the end):

Tiddlywinks in hand...
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« Reply #979 on: June 11, 2007, 02:45:15 PM »

“Speaking of the Supremes,” said Gordon…

“I know,” said Harold breathlessly dancing.

“Can’t wait, girl—for that “Bong Hits 4 Jesus” decision to come down by the Supremes, baby!!!”

“Talk about Stop! In the Name of Love!!!”

“Harold!!! Stop it!!!”
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« Reply #980 on: June 11, 2007, 03:34:37 PM »

Ive tried so hard, hard to be patient
Hoping youd stop this infatuation
But each time you are together
Im so afraid Ill be losing you forever

Stop! in the name of love
Before you break my heart
Stop! in the name of love
Before you break my heart
Stop! in the name of love
Before you break my heart

Baby, think it over
Think it over, baby
Ooh, think it over baby...
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« Reply #981 on: June 11, 2007, 03:43:20 PM »

After five straight defeats the Hood declared that "it is tiddlywinks, that is the preposterous horror, no man can live faced with the tiddlywink, knowing that everything's tiddler is winking back at them..."

Gordon never took the Hood for a




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« Reply #982 on: June 11, 2007, 03:44:28 PM »

ride on his 1953 Vincent Black Lightning
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« Reply #983 on: June 11, 2007, 03:45:40 PM »

when they visited the Elephanta Caves in Mumbai due to an outbreak of
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« Reply #984 on: June 11, 2007, 03:47:43 PM »

psoriasis
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« Reply #985 on: June 11, 2007, 03:50:21 PM »

which left him singeing and all detective-like and very, very scaly, to the point where
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« Reply #986 on: June 11, 2007, 04:01:05 PM »

the Hood was running round Mumbai Town looking for a Chinese Herbalist who, when he heard a scaly man was in town, asked how scaly to which the Hood replied
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« Reply #987 on: June 11, 2007, 04:04:09 PM »

I specialize in quim tea and I Ching predictions
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« Reply #988 on: June 11, 2007, 04:05:55 PM »

The herbalist not taking kindly to this replied: "Yes, at four-fourteen just by the old railway station".

Meanwhile, Gordon burned...
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« Reply #989 on: June 11, 2007, 04:06:44 PM »

spontaneously.  It happens.  People catch fire.
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