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« Reply #1185 on: June 21, 2007, 11:24:43 AM »

although, she had noted that the phrase "big dick" got mentioned frequently in connection with both....
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« Reply #1186 on: June 21, 2007, 04:41:46 PM »

Irish monks with a penchant for porn, baseball and French cooking, not necessarily in that order. Actually a more general order, in fact.  One in which required their filling page upon page of furious scribbling
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« Reply #1187 on: June 21, 2007, 08:48:09 PM »

It was a dark and stormy night…
 
Childe Harold & his lover-boy Gordon—excuse me Harold-Harold and Ratboy—were taking a brief vacation out on the coast….
 
They’d visited Hump Tulips, the Pacific Ocean and a damp rotting mildewy rain forest or two. And now they were comfortably ensconced at the quaint rustic Forks Motel—with their simply exhausted  petered-out station-wagon parked out in front. If that station-wagon could only talk, girl—what lovely louche lolitaesque tales it could tell…to say nothing of all those tasty nutria gumbo recipe tidbits.
 
Cute nubile Gordon had just slithered into the room after his nice shower—his lovely puce kimono with its ever-so stylish wilting limp fuchsias drooping down so languorously. It all seemed to fit the louche and lazy mood rather nicely….
 
Harold yawned, turning off his cute little Jujizzy tablet-computer—so convenient for all those little  travelogue notes and literary jottings…after all HH was a famous pulp fiction poet from Pascagoula and an old Delta Bourbon aristocrat dontchaknow...
 
A lovely “exile noir” scene slowly descended over the lucky loving twosome—as it rained and poured outside that dark and stormy night…
 
 

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« Reply #1188 on: June 21, 2007, 09:28:53 PM »

Detective Winslow, Whiskeypriest and Learn the Newbie.....after a rather brief louche three-way quickie at the swanky Exiles Motel in beautiful downtown Atlanta:



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« Reply #1189 on: June 22, 2007, 04:09:30 AM »



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It was a dark and stormy night…

Desdemona couldn’t help herself. It was midnight and she had dem cravings again—she craved a nice big slice of pecan pie, some nutria sherbert and...
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« Reply #1190 on: June 22, 2007, 10:20:38 AM »

and a bottle of Bud Light, so as to keep in touch with the common folk. 

In the corner, Bulwer-Lytton said, "I can't take much more of this."

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« Reply #1191 on: June 22, 2007, 10:25:54 AM »

So he switched to Stella Artois, a lovely
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« Reply #1192 on: June 22, 2007, 10:34:34 AM »

Italo-French dancer whose charms swiftly had men tearing their teeshirts in the street and yelling, "STELLA!"


Meanwhile, on a lonely pier in Duluth
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« Reply #1193 on: June 22, 2007, 10:38:45 AM »

Gordon found himself wondering, idly, about the whereabouts of his old high school friend, Przemyslaw Krzczewski, or as he was popularly known,
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« Reply #1194 on: June 22, 2007, 10:41:39 AM »

Nikolai Ivanovitch Lobachevski.  (it wasn't any shorter, but it was much easier to say....)

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« Reply #1195 on: June 22, 2007, 11:25:04 AM »

although "Nikolai" at first resented changing his perfectly acceptable Polish name to a Russian one. 
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« Reply #1196 on: June 22, 2007, 12:15:32 PM »

But he knew that it would help Bart Nilson, the well-endowed prairie poet from Nebraska, gain a well-deserved foothold in the 200's and begin the final ascent to Senior Member.  Though "Slaw" knew that it was a mixed blessing, leaving a full member behind.

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« Reply #1197 on: June 22, 2007, 12:20:32 PM »

Penelope Applebottom was rather weary from stepping around all those full members, a few of which
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« Reply #1198 on: June 22, 2007, 12:41:29 PM »

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« Reply #1199 on: June 22, 2007, 01:40:36 PM »

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