Escape from Elba
Exiles of the New York Times
June 18, 2018, 05:13:40 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: As you may have noticed, this is a very old backup, I'm still working through restoring the site.  Don't be surprised if you post and it all goes missing....
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
Pages: 1 ... 85 86 [87] 88 89 ... 151
  Print  
Author Topic: Creative Writing  (Read 27056 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
chauncey.g
Guest

« Reply #1290 on: June 25, 2007, 04:10:57 PM »

It is a dark and stormy day.
Logged
Eva
Full Member
***
Posts: 127


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1291 on: June 25, 2007, 04:14:40 PM »

It is a dark and stormy day.

"Naw, just a minor blip on the radar, Captain"...

"Clear weather ahead."  Now where the hell were we, hmmm?
Logged
whiskeypriest
Superhero Member
******
Posts: 2928


Life is skittles and life is beer.


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1292 on: June 25, 2007, 04:15:53 PM »

In Detective Carbuncle's office, waiting for the sultry dame, I believe.
Logged

What does it matter?  All is grace.
Eva
Full Member
***
Posts: 127


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1293 on: June 25, 2007, 04:17:24 PM »

"Well, why didn't you say so earlier?"  Miss Applebottom was caressing her
Logged
whiskeypriest
Superhero Member
******
Posts: 2928


Life is skittles and life is beer.


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1294 on: June 25, 2007, 04:20:00 PM »

pussy as she sat on her chair across from Carbuncle.

"How many times have I told you to leave your cat at home, Miss Applebaum?  This is a detective's office, not a vet's."
Logged

What does it matter?  All is grace.
Eva
Full Member
***
Posts: 127


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1295 on: June 25, 2007, 04:21:39 PM »

"It's not easy leaving pussy alone"...she sometimes just won't
Logged
whiskeypriest
Superhero Member
******
Posts: 2928


Life is skittles and life is beer.


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1296 on: June 25, 2007, 04:22:37 PM »

behave herself and starts to rub up against the leg of every passing stranger."
Logged

What does it matter?  All is grace.
pugetopolis
Superhero Member
******
Posts: 2513


Ink Inc.


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1297 on: June 25, 2007, 04:24:48 PM »

In Detective Carbuncle's office, waiting for the sultry dame, I believe.

Well, here I is!!!” said Madupont.

“It’s gonna be a dark and stormy night,” said Boswell…
Logged

“Other people's obsessions
are more often funny than tragic.”
—Vincent Canby, The New York Times
learn
Newbie
*
Posts: 42


LEARN - Lets End All Racism Now, spread the word!!


View Profile WWW Email

Ignore
« Reply #1298 on: June 25, 2007, 04:25:37 PM »

Ooh, all this pompous yuckiness has inspired a CREATIVE thought for the LEARN site.

Though best to be respectful, sometimes you have to stick up for yourself. It's about right and wrong, not black or white.


Not my best, but I like it. Des, Puge, Barton .... thank you so much. With out you, this couldn't have happened. Cheesy
Logged

Haiku

Children are sponges
Others actions are absorbed
Is the water clean?
chauncey.g
Guest

« Reply #1299 on: June 25, 2007, 04:29:23 PM »

"But apparently she rubbed up against that one stranger the wrong way."
Logged
Eva
Full Member
***
Posts: 127


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1300 on: June 25, 2007, 04:29:41 PM »

"Poor, wee puss."  "She has no shame!"  "Why, just yesterday she was hanging out, never considering the consequences of exposing herself like that."  "Now, here she is
Logged
learn
Newbie
*
Posts: 42


LEARN - Lets End All Racism Now, spread the word!!


View Profile WWW Email

Ignore
« Reply #1301 on: June 25, 2007, 04:32:52 PM »

Before I post, I hope this post -Haiku- has the approval of the creative committee.


Oh, what a fun day
Pointing holes in those who've strayed.
Avoiding harpoons.

 Cheesy Wink Cool Wink Cheesy
So blind to their pompous self
Will they see the light?

They probably do.
Having a forum meltdown.
Forget right and wrong.

Forum God's forgive
Pompous hearts probably don't.
Only time will tell. Cheesy

Logged

Haiku

Children are sponges
Others actions are absorbed
Is the water clean?
Eva
Full Member
***
Posts: 127


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1302 on: June 25, 2007, 04:35:16 PM »

Will someone please put out a few roach traps?  On second thought, that could be misconstrued...does anyone have a cyber-silencer handy?
Logged
Eva
Full Member
***
Posts: 127


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1303 on: June 25, 2007, 04:45:33 PM »

My dear Desdemona....no one had to ask my opinion...this is a public forum.  I have just as much right to comment as you do.  Hope you don't break a leg when you fall off that high horse.


Bit of a snob-oh here...bet she has kids.  That's a "mom" tone for sure.
Logged
pugetopolis
Superhero Member
******
Posts: 2513


Ink Inc.


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1304 on: June 25, 2007, 04:48:50 PM »

“I don’t need a roach trap,” said Boswell. “I need a good lay.”
Logged

“Other people's obsessions
are more often funny than tragic.”
—Vincent Canby, The New York Times
Pages: 1 ... 85 86 [87] 88 89 ... 151
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.20 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!