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« Reply #1305 on: June 25, 2007, 04:49:58 PM »

"Fat lot of good that'll do ya," Carbuncle sneered, "without yer balls."
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« Reply #1306 on: June 25, 2007, 04:50:11 PM »

Eva joins the fray.

Hi Eva, what does your pompous self have to say?

.... and why is it that you think you have a right to dictate what is and isn't posted on this forum?

Laughable.

I love this forum. I'm going to be a life-long member. Are you happy? Kiss
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« Reply #1307 on: June 25, 2007, 04:53:05 PM »

Mister, you are a wet-blanket,  most unwelcome here (good for Sweet Bos for a lay possibly).  Why don't you simply post in the education forum where I'm certain you will be more than welcome.
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« Reply #1308 on: June 25, 2007, 04:54:12 PM »

Ignore the attention whore.
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« Reply #1309 on: June 25, 2007, 04:55:14 PM »

Yes, my very next post was simply to state that very same intention...
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« Reply #1310 on: June 25, 2007, 05:00:08 PM »

"Fat lot of good that'll do ya," Carbuncle sneered, "without yer balls."

“On the other hand, maybe I don’t need a good lay,” said Boswell.

“Maybe I need a good lobotomy?”

“But honey,” Desdemona said. “You had one last week!!!”
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« Reply #1311 on: June 25, 2007, 05:07:09 PM »

"But that lobotomist was such a bad lay. As far as I can remember, anyway."
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« Reply #1312 on: June 25, 2007, 05:09:33 PM »

hhhhhhhhhmmmm, clever and smart...
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« Reply #1313 on: June 25, 2007, 05:11:12 PM »

...just what a sultry dame needs on a sultry day, while the music plays "gimme dat ding"
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« Reply #1314 on: June 25, 2007, 05:12:48 PM »

"Hey, you got it. Now, where did I put it? Been a while since I used dat ding, ya know."
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« Reply #1315 on: June 25, 2007, 05:14:26 PM »

Betty Boop smiled.  "I got your ding!"
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« Reply #1316 on: June 25, 2007, 05:17:52 PM »

Add Whiskey to the list.


Before you know it, with exception of lhoffman, I'll be taking all these trying to be creative writers on.

Whisk, it's about right and wrong, not attention. I'm right, you're wrong Kiss

"I agree with LEARN", said Carbuncle and Boswell simaltaneously declared. This forum does seemd to be filled with a never before seen creatures from .........
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« Reply #1317 on: June 25, 2007, 05:18:48 PM »

"Betty, Betty. Please, hand it over. I may be needing it soon, darling."
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« Reply #1318 on: June 25, 2007, 05:26:51 PM »

Betty, who the fuck is Betty? Chauncey and Boswell and the rest of this odd nonsense. Post this shit somewhere else. This isn't creatve, this sucks. What's wrong with you?

My impersonation of what forum members -des, puge, barton, eva, whiskey- are supporting.


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« Reply #1319 on: June 25, 2007, 05:30:58 PM »

Betty, who the fuck is Betty? Chauncey and Boswell and the rest of this odd nonsense. Post this shit somewhere else. This isn't creatve, this sucks. What's wrong with you?

Well, it was dark and stormy day, in a galaxy far, far away.

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