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« Reply #1320 on: June 25, 2007, 05:48:47 PM »


“On the other hand, maybe I don’t need a good lay,” said Boswell.

“Maybe I need a good lobotomy?”

“But honey,” Desdemona said. “You had one last week!!!”



“Oh,” said Boswell. “Maybe that’s why I feel so good?”

“No, honey,” Desdemona said. “That’s because you’re a genius!”

“Yes,” said Boswell. “I am good at doggerel aren’t I?”
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« Reply #1321 on: June 25, 2007, 06:11:50 PM »


Well, it was dark and stormy day, in a galaxy far, far away.



“They call me doggy-bone badboy!!!” Boswell said.

“Why do they call you that, honey?” Desdemona asked.

“Because I’m from Sirius—the faraway badboy dogstar…”


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« Reply #1322 on: June 25, 2007, 06:51:51 PM »

How does that sound, fuck-face madam learn? - Puge


Hey puge how you doing?

Another creative writer with a big mouth ....

Please remind me, I forget, what is it about you that makes you think you can dicate what gets posted on your forum? Knowing that you love your asshole, isn't a big enough clue, but most likely will fit into the puzzle when solved.

BTW, this:

They call me doggy-bone badboy!!!” Boswell said.

“Why do they call you that, honey?” Desdemona asked.

“Because I’m from Sirius—the faraway badboy dogstar…”


What is this crap? You critique my writing yet post this shit. Are you fucking kidding me?  You know what's beautiful? I'll tell you what's beautiful. I'll forget this boring shit you wrote the second I sign off line, I did already. But LEARN ... Lets End All Racism Now .....   you'll remember that forever. You won't be able to forget it, even if you tried. That should gnaw at you a bit. Especially, when you realize it's true.


I see des, after opening up her big mouth, has left the forum. She couldn't take it as well as she could dish it out. We'll see what you're made of.

From what I've seen, not much.









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« Reply #1323 on: June 25, 2007, 08:03:24 PM »

Cleaning house!  Watch it Reader, people will call you a (gasp) "Mom." 

Be sure and eat your broccoli   Wink.
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« Reply #1324 on: June 25, 2007, 08:09:06 PM »

Nicely done LEARN.

Thank you.

 You're off to an admirable start in cleanng house.

That was their intention, not mine. I'm into people posting their creative thoughts as they wish. This group of posters feel they have a right to dictate what is posted. Amazing and laughable.


 Clearly the most refreshing voice I've seen here.  

Thanks, again. Don't be surprised when your support brings you scorn.

But, once the place is clean, do you think you can make it habitable?

I'm not trying to make it habitable. I was just posting my attempting to creative writings about ending  racism.  Now I look forward to writing creative thoughts and taking on (creatively of course)  these bullies. As far as making a forum habitable ... not an easy task for anyone foolish enough to take it on. Forum participants (myself included) are a odd bunch. They like to express themselves and wish to be heard.  More   often than not they're  not  interested in the thoughts of others, only their own.  Not easily controllable or worthwhile to try.

Ding, ding ding ... where's Puke and Barton? I've only begun wiping the floor with these punks Cheesy Barton, have you written the moderator yet? Tell them I say hi. Thanks.
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« Reply #1325 on: June 25, 2007, 08:10:44 PM »

“Because I’m from Sirius—the faraway badboy dogstar…”

"Sirius?"

"As the grave," Boswell joked.
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« Reply #1326 on: June 25, 2007, 08:12:20 PM »

I dunno, LEARN....I suspect "Puge" is the only one here who can actually write.
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« Reply #1327 on: June 25, 2007, 08:14:23 PM »

I dunno, LEARN....I suspect "Puge" is the only one her who can actually write.
If you're going to insult people with that kind of comment, you'd best spell it right.

Learn isn't posting any creative writing.  He's pimping himself.  You aren't posting creative writing, you're bitching about others.
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« Reply #1328 on: June 25, 2007, 08:17:52 PM »

I fail to see how you are insulted because the man can actually write.   It's not as if I said he was the only decent lawyer here.
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« Reply #1329 on: June 25, 2007, 08:20:14 PM »

Who said I was insulted?  I found the typo in your post funny.
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« Reply #1330 on: June 25, 2007, 08:21:07 PM »

Truth to tell...so did I. 
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« Reply #1331 on: June 25, 2007, 08:25:45 PM »

Hey, how does haiku go again, sylabically?

Or with a fight?

five-seven-five?, I forget.
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« Reply #1332 on: June 25, 2007, 08:27:41 PM »

Might one not also say that diatribe and vitriol and dogma can not drive out their kind?
Perhaps only good writing can do that.


I understand what you're saying. Being  cursed at -des, puge, barton- several times brings out the smart ass  in me. I realize it makes me look childish and somewhat shallow ... I have no excuse, except that I'm a shallow,  flawed human being.

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« Reply #1333 on: June 25, 2007, 08:29:05 PM »

So there's hope for natural selection, yet?
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« Reply #1334 on: June 25, 2007, 08:31:16 PM »

I sniff Bambi's balls
And ponder life's big question:
Where are MY balls, Steve?

- Bozwell

5/7/5....
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