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« Reply #1365 on: June 26, 2007, 12:36:57 PM »

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« Reply #1366 on: June 26, 2007, 12:45:40 PM »

auctioning Winona Ryder's clothes in order to raise money for
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« Reply #1367 on: June 26, 2007, 02:31:30 PM »

Inspector Carbuncle.  Speaking of the inspector, where was he anyway?  Having his carbuncle inspected, I presume
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« Reply #1368 on: June 26, 2007, 03:03:45 PM »

despair.  Bunion and Carbuncle had met years ago back in college.  They had been roomates for a time, but Bunion found it difficult to cope with Carbuncle's constant mood changes and lack of ability to do his own laundry.  One day, Bunion simply packed up and moved. 

Years later, Carbuncle was paying a visit to his chiropracter and came across Bunion in the lobby. 
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« Reply #1369 on: June 26, 2007, 06:20:15 PM »

Top #1 Hit Poop Song

I'm singing in the poop!!!
Just singing in the poop!!!
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for poop!!!
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the poop!!!
I've a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just singin',
Singin' in the poop!!!

Dancin' in the poop!!!
Dee-dah dee-dah dee-dah
Dee-dah dee-dah dee-dah
I'm happy again!
I'm singin' and dancin' in the poop!!!

I'm dancin' and singin' in the poop...
Why am I smiling
And why do I sing?
Why does September
Seem sunny as spring?
Why do I get up
Each morning and start?
Happy and head up
With joy in my heart
Why is each new task
A trifle to do?
Because I’m living
A life full of
Poop!!!
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« Reply #1370 on: June 26, 2007, 06:28:21 PM »

Federov shut off his cell phone.  Ever since he had downloaded that hit poop ringtone it would go off at times most inopportune.  The Professor jeered his old chess-mate.  "What have i told you countless times before Sergei?"
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« Reply #1371 on: June 26, 2007, 07:03:32 PM »

"When feeling poopy, have a laugh." recalled Sergei.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnfflRNpwKA
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« Reply #1372 on: June 26, 2007, 07:18:06 PM »

Sergei Nabokov

he was in berlin—
with all the other exiles
post revolution




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« Reply #1373 on: June 26, 2007, 07:29:17 PM »

Sergei Nabokov

but then he escaped—
with tchelitchev his lover
pavel and paris...
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« Reply #1374 on: June 26, 2007, 07:56:02 PM »

Howl

—for Allen Ginsberg

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by blogs,   
      youtube, starving hysterical naked,

dragging themselves thru the snarky back alleys of the
      internet dawn looking for a decent book,

nytimes readers burning for the ancient heavenly
      connection to crummy Big Apple hucksters of the night,

exiled by msussman the rat and tanenhaus the mouse,
      the podcast queens smoking in the supernatural darkness
      of tacky cubicles, sleazy skyscraper haughty hacks
      contemplating books sales, publishers, writers…






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« Reply #1375 on: June 26, 2007, 08:44:07 PM »

http://forums.nytimes.com/top/opinion/readersopinions/forums/books/voteforthereadinggroupbook/index.html?offset=685&fid=.fac5bc6/685
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« Reply #1376 on: June 27, 2007, 01:15:36 AM »

Puget sounds like something of a poopologist and a musical writer:

http://www.thirdeyefilm.com/phpBB2/

Very friendly toward "Brokeback Mountain" defenders, as well as those who are anti-personal trainer, a very welcoming environment if you have a corncob the size of a football stuffed up your ass to begin with or are an acid tragedy/cokefryout like hippie, anyway it that doesn't apply, no charge for the reference and tell them I said hello, from outside the circle jerk they have going.
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« Reply #1377 on: June 27, 2007, 09:59:26 AM »

Meanwhile, back at Chlotilde's potting shed, Inspector Carbuncle, who had just bared his sole to his podiatrist and was feeling a renewed sense of clarity and vigor, was piecing together the facts surrounding the odd deaths of the lizard incarnations of Winona Ryder, Edward Bulwer-Lytton, Bart Nilson, and others who had lost their way on desert vision quests and found themselves stuck in iguana brains much longer than necessary to achieve insight and recalibrate, in the case of Winona, the moral compass vis-a-vis the appropriation of stylish vestments and the overall effects of rhetorical excess, such as might be found in run-on sentences, of which, Dear Reader, I can muster at present no adequate example.

As Carbuncle lowered his magnifying glass, he cried, "By Jove!  I think I've uncovered a break in the spacetime continuum which is causing the insertion of an extra letter 'O' into random locutions, thus quagmiring us in poop music and other manifestations of orthographic distortions that somehow alter the structure of reality itself!  Winoona and Nilsoon and Bulwer-Lytoon escaped just in time.  Soon, tots will toot and...."

"Are you going to complete that sentence?" asked the coonquistadoor.

"I don't think it's a good idea," said Carbuncle.
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« Reply #1378 on: June 27, 2007, 10:11:33 AM »

And with that Chloo now decided it was time, way past time, for her assembled and mootley crew to get a moove oon, which they did, but unfortunately
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« Reply #1379 on: June 27, 2007, 11:24:20 AM »

Torquemada was still lurking about the premises, intent on torturing ...
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