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« Reply #1425 on: June 28, 2007, 01:32:29 PM »

the merkin designer was Chlotilde Boudreaux's uncle, Nolan "LeStink" Hebert-Bordelon, a recluse from New Iberia with a frightening aspect and a ...
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« Reply #1426 on: June 28, 2007, 02:03:54 PM »

an even more frightening aspic, which he made from boiling nutria in a vat of paint thinner and brandy. 

Andrzjmnpqwyej had tried a similar aspic once, while on a layover, in Gdenver, a city in the mountains of Poland.  The Gdenver Omelet, however, was far better.
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« Reply #1427 on: June 28, 2007, 02:16:28 PM »

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #1428 on: June 28, 2007, 03:31:21 PM »

Time for Haiku fun
Searching out Mister Bottle
Is hangover done?

Speak with wicked tongue.
Often communication
For minds built with dung.

Masculinity
Using sports, women to prove
Insecurity

Time for prediction
What will bottle's response be?
Mmmm, vulgarity?

You're a fucken ass.
I'd say that's a good wager.
Place your bet, bottle.

Ass, pussy, suck my dick
Bring it on you dumb ass prick.
I'll teach you some tricks.

BTW, Bottle.
This is creative writing.
What you doing here?

You got no scripture. (grammar check)
Your writing has little scope
Forgot, you're a dope.

My bad ... more to come.
You're a derserving target.
Martini .... I'm done.






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« Reply #1429 on: June 28, 2007, 05:22:11 PM »

It's poetic, just ass, all the time.  Teach learn to be clever, someone, it's too painful to feel his pathetic desolation.  Poster boy for an intellectual famine.  Relief, please!!!
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« Reply #1430 on: June 28, 2007, 05:38:55 PM »

Oh, c'mon bottle
Ayer, fuck yourself asshole
Hoy, sounds like white flag.

Don't blame you bottle
Obviously lacking skills
Don't have what it takes.

Get my e-mail?
Wanted Haiku delivered.
Sign here, sir bottle.









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« Reply #1431 on: June 28, 2007, 05:49:27 PM »

      “Intellect is invisible to the man who has none”
 Arthur Schopenhauer quotes (German Philosopher, 1788-1860)

 
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« Reply #1432 on: June 28, 2007, 06:03:51 PM »

Albert Einstein The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Guess I'm limitless.

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« Reply #1433 on: June 28, 2007, 06:09:01 PM »

"Albert Einstein The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Guess I'm limitless."

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're probably really good at something like delivering pizza.
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« Reply #1434 on: June 28, 2007, 06:23:45 PM »

A good one bottle.
The pizza, cheese, the whole pie.
Whew, you got sauce.

Actually, bot
Sending you to Triple A
Work on some pitches.

Intellect Expert
Need some competition here.
Come back when ready  Cheesy


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« Reply #1435 on: June 28, 2007, 07:11:45 PM »

When you said you were limitless, you were admitting stupidity according to the quote:  So you didn't understand it in the first place, evidently.  Did you need me to explicate it for you or do you still not understand?  Order up?  That one rings a bell, eh?
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« Reply #1436 on: June 28, 2007, 07:53:19 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen lend me your ear
There's rules to this forum
You'll want to hear.

These are not my rules
I wouldn't be so pompous
But if like me  don't follow them,
For sure, they'll try to stomp us.

For me, quick story
Said fuck you to my face
That's a nice welcome
I'm thinking they own the place.

Being a guy from Brooklyn
I wasn't taking that flack
As more and more piled on
I came fighting back.

The rules go like this
Don't burst upon the screen
They have a story going
If you don't add to it, you're obscene.

So now, after battling
Giving better than I took
They e-mailed (2) a new approach
Trying to make me book.

Explaining what they do here
Asking me to move along
Find another forum
Shall I dance to their song?

No fucking way.
Are these people crazy?
The audacity in them.
Their character is lazy.

I thank my foes.
They stir creative fire
When it comes to taking on these types
I will never tire.

So, do not be fooled.
You are allowed to write.
Be creative.
Express thoughts without fright.

Time to say goodbye for now
Gonna have to split
If you think I won't be back
FUGGETABOTIT !!!











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« Reply #1437 on: June 28, 2007, 08:04:22 PM »

JBottle

I understood the quote. I was making fun of myself. You should try it sometime.

Anyway, I'm done fighting with you. Not that I don't think you're an ass, but because the battle is so one-sided that it looks like I'm bullying you.

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« Reply #1438 on: June 28, 2007, 08:13:24 PM »


So, do not be fooled.
You are allowed to write.
Be creative.
Express thoughts without fright.

Time to say goodbye for now
Gonna have to split
If you think I won't be back
FUGGETABOTIT !!!


dude. you do realize that lack of participation today is based on interest in the nba draft?
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« Reply #1439 on: June 28, 2007, 08:16:40 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7XKpEgv8oU
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