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« Reply #1515 on: July 06, 2007, 02:36:35 PM »

and a remarkably bad case of halitosis...
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« Reply #1516 on: July 06, 2007, 08:54:10 PM »

Oh my, where'd everybody go? It must be the July 4th holiday week.

Anyway, I didn't want the story tellers to think I just disappeared. It's just that I didn't have anything creative to write. I still don't, which got me to thinking, if people didn't post here because they didn't have something creative to write, depending on who's judging, the site would  be empty. Which got me to thinking some more (dangerous) ... people shouldn't post here based on whether their writing's creative or not, they should post here  to express themselves.

The writer can't control if readers think its creative or not. Write on. Lips sealed
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« Reply #1517 on: July 07, 2007, 07:35:15 AM »

and a remarkably bad case of halitosis...
and a fatuous, meaningless iterjection designed soley to feed the ego
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« Reply #1518 on: July 07, 2007, 10:40:11 AM »

Nancy removed her shoes and stepped into the pool, dodging floating strands of elephant cum, ceiling tiles and what were either turds or soggy Baby Ruth candy bars, and worked her way towards the deep end.

"What are you doing, Mrs. Reagan?" shouted Carbuncle.

"My astrologer said this was a good day to die," she replied in a thin papery voice.  "The stars are all properly aligned for me to make my passage to another plane of being.  Or move to Des Moines.  And I know I don't want to move to Des Moines!"

"Look around you!" cried Carbuncle.  "This pool is filthy.  Don't you think death should have some dignity?"

Nancy sniffed and looked around.  "It does occur to me that the writer has arisen too early in the day and has written me into a scenario that really doesn't make much sense, given what he must surely know about me as a public figure."  She began to retreat back to the shallow end.  "Very well, I'll come out.  But then you need to explain what I'm doing here, and why I was introduced as Littlebath!  Or..."

"Or what, ma'am?" asked Carbuncle.

"Or I'll rip off your head and piss down your fucking neck, you stupid crackhead!"

"Wait a minute," said Boswell, "I don't think Nancy Reagan would talk like that.  Something's amiss here."

Carbuncle crouched down by the edge of the pool, where "Nancy Reagan" was just emerging and began to tug at the loose folds of flesh under her chin.  "Dammit!  It's not coming off!"

Suddenly, there was a sticky squishy sound, like the sound of two copulating octopi being pulled apart...





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« Reply #1519 on: July 07, 2007, 12:11:45 PM »

Whiskey,

When I post it is for for ego, when you post it's for .......

Whiskey drinks ( and attempts to creatively write) in  glass house.
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« Reply #1520 on: July 08, 2007, 01:45:57 PM »

....and Nancy Reagan's face came off, revealing....
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« Reply #1521 on: July 08, 2007, 02:36:02 PM »

a disgusting mass of red pulpy flesh, muscle, veins and fat, because she hadn't been wearing a mask and actually was Nancy Reagan....
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« Reply #1522 on: July 08, 2007, 03:12:39 PM »

....or so it seemed until more careful scrutiny revealed that it was William Shatner....
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« Reply #1523 on: July 08, 2007, 03:27:34 PM »

with his face pulled off as well....
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« Reply #1524 on: July 08, 2007, 07:33:49 PM »

Whiskey,

You passed over my simple question. If not for ego, why do you post here? Certainly not because your creative Cheesy Just a joke ... if you think your creative, that's all that matters.

Anyway, you claim I post because I have this huge ego. OK, I have a huge ego. Why do you post?

Are you afraid your answer is going to expose hypocrisy?

Creative writing = creative truths.
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« Reply #1525 on: July 08, 2007, 11:05:36 PM »

as if it were an army of orcs and he Aragorn....
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« Reply #1526 on: July 09, 2007, 12:49:52 PM »



"My astrologer said this was a good day to die," she replied in a thin papery voice.  "The stars are all properly aligned for me to make my passage to another plane of being. 



Nancy sniffed and looked around.  "It does occur to me that the writer has arisen too early in the day and has written me into a scenario that really doesn't make much sense, given what he must surely know about me as a public figure."  She began to retreat back to the shallow end.  "Very well, I'll come out.  But then you need to explain what I'm doing here, and why I was introduced as Littlebath!  Or...








Right the first time!  A total case of mistaken identity, in spite of the possibilities afforded by the orcs and with that error-gone...the truth finally revealed!

All along with mask after mask ripped off there she was!


Anne Heche!  Yeah, who needs Trekkies (or W.C. Fields for that matter) with Ms. Heche?!  A true trip there!  Who else could morph with such ease and still
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« Reply #1527 on: July 09, 2007, 02:00:03 PM »

be the ex-lover of Ellen Degeneris?   
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« Reply #1528 on: July 09, 2007, 03:28:29 PM »

Creative?  He-he-he-che could fill pages!  Soap opera incarnate...alien abductions to boot.  Dazed and confused, so many excursions to the known and un-known; Gordon, Harold, Chloe, et al can't compare!
Well, except for Boz, Lanky-Bart, Wacky Whisk, Dizzy Des, Kit-a-koo, nytemps-per-doo (and Beppy too) all contributions now so few, what's the CW forum coming to?
 
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« Reply #1529 on: July 09, 2007, 03:59:40 PM »

a twist in the plot, Dear Reader.
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