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« Reply #195 on: May 17, 2007, 03:53:45 PM »

you now get to feel Lucky...
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« Reply #196 on: May 17, 2007, 04:44:21 PM »

pulling Lucky over the coals...
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« Reply #197 on: May 17, 2007, 06:57:05 PM »

the next episode of Enterprise where he was so smitten by Topall that he ...
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« Reply #198 on: May 18, 2007, 06:37:38 AM »

inadvertently blurted out the real truth behind the Devaki figurine. "In the 6th century BC a small comet hit our planet at Mumbai. It was from the previous universe."

"He said this with a straight face?", asked his fellow inmate.

"Yes. That's what he said."

"Buster, be very still. Can you hear that?"

It was the unmistakable sound of rubblegnaw.

"There it is again."

Both inmates turned towards the lower corner of the cell where Buster's latrine stood guard.

"It's coming from over there."

Cut to the exercise yard
"And out popped a small sharp pair of teeth attached to the unmistakable pink gums of a river rat. There's a big hole down there now and a lavender clad chiffon hulk with an exit strategy..."

They all looked at Buster in stunned disbelief.

But it wasn't long before...







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« Reply #199 on: May 18, 2007, 04:21:32 PM »

"Praise be the sharp teethed vermin that delivereth us from our shackles!"
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« Reply #200 on: May 18, 2007, 04:29:11 PM »

Suddenly, a high-pitched, lisping voice intoned, "Listen to Bruither and you thins sthall be cleanthed and you sthall ethcape!"
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« Reply #201 on: May 18, 2007, 04:33:39 PM »

Buster spun around and saw a black duck of indeterminant breed wearing the type of striped prison clothing that only existed in 1930 Jimmy Cagney movies....
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« Reply #202 on: May 18, 2007, 05:01:55 PM »

"Yes," the evil Lord Luvaduck snarled, "it is I."  The room appeared to darken, as if through some really cheap lighting effect in a bad regional theater.  "You have fallen into my trap!  Prepare to..."
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« Reply #203 on: May 18, 2007, 05:52:25 PM »

Paris Hilton, which...
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« Reply #204 on: May 20, 2007, 09:52:05 AM »

"Phew - that was close!" an inmate cried. "The gnome is close at hand!" shouted another. And sure enough...
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« Reply #205 on: May 21, 2007, 01:54:51 PM »

...the chain gang at Sing-Sing heard of the miracle.  "If only we could convince the Hiltons to drop a structure on this dump," cried Puglover, slapping his hand with his fist in futile frustration.  "I have a new lady waiting for me on the outside - she's a beautiful color and I adore her soft brown eyes...."

"But the structure descent will kill us all, you fool!"  shouted Gordan, stroking his newest pet, Nasty.  "Please give us all a break and refrain from sharing your perverted fantasy life with us!"

"Look who's talking, rat-sniffer!  I'll teach you to call me a pervert!" growled Puglover.

"Boyth!  Boyth!  Thtop thith foolith nonthense!"
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« Reply #206 on: May 21, 2007, 03:59:16 PM »

"Who's fooling around? This is serious business. Thirty days in the hole ain't my idea of foolish nonsense!"
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« Reply #207 on: May 21, 2007, 04:32:56 PM »

A cry of "Dead man walking!" stopped the argument.  Puglover peered through the bars of his cell.

"Guess it's Aruthnot's time," he said.  "Wonder if they know he's..."
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« Reply #208 on: May 21, 2007, 06:22:04 PM »

finishing other people's trains of thought for them.  'When did they start to think of doing that' he wondered in his zombie brain.  Then he wondered if zombies had brains.  And if he had a brain, then was he not
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« Reply #209 on: May 21, 2007, 07:31:58 PM »

 alive and human and in some sense, A.O.K.?  But meanwhile, Puglover moved towards Gordon, snarling, and raised his knife menacingly in the latter's face.   Nasty, a red-eyed albino ferret, (known to Gordon as "Felicity" - but to the others as "Nasty"), lept from his master's shoulder directly onto Puglover's face and attached himself to Puglover's nose with his small fangs.

Just then, the silence (and several sets of eardrums) was shattered by a ...

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