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« Reply #2055 on: April 04, 2008, 06:37:42 PM »

Priscilla Longstocking was a lovely young lady. She had shapely fingers herself.
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« Reply #2056 on: April 05, 2008, 08:55:23 AM »

Chris marveled at the pleasure those fingers could bring him...and her, and he made a promise to himself that he would....
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« Reply #2057 on: April 05, 2008, 11:21:40 AM »

...always cut his bagels longitudinally, so as to lessen the odds of slicing them off, even if meant decreasing the surface area that would now be made accessible to cream cheese and...
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« Reply #2058 on: April 05, 2008, 11:37:15 AM »

     


capers.
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« Reply #2059 on: April 07, 2008, 11:03:22 AM »

Inspector Clouseau had uncovered many capers, but never once had he found one on a bagel.  He knew it was time to expand his horizons, as well as his...
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« Reply #2060 on: April 07, 2008, 12:21:59 PM »

suspenders.  Mon Dieu!  Tres Bon! Now that the Inspector was dining only at the finest establishments he was finding (more) of himself -- spreading in all directions -- all but for that one part that never seemed to grow, his...
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« Reply #2061 on: April 07, 2008, 12:44:56 PM »

borgne serpent de pantalon, his poteau de viande d'albâtre, his petit ami, his marteau d'amour, his buisson de george; in short his pénis remarquablement petit, mou et inutile.
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« Reply #2062 on: April 07, 2008, 01:13:48 PM »

[as with guns, there should be some kind of waiting period and background check on anyone attempting to purchase a French thesaurus....]



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« Reply #2063 on: April 07, 2008, 01:48:53 PM »

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!  LMAO!
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« Reply #2064 on: April 07, 2008, 02:01:45 PM »

    Ms. Duclaux P. Oodles replied:

    "Reconstitution"!  "Simply soak the teenie peenie in a fine rootstock"!  And Voila soon...
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« Reply #2065 on: April 07, 2008, 03:28:17 PM »

it will sprout lots of branchs and leaves, and next spring, it will bloom beautifully with bright red flowers!  A word of caution:  do not overwater.
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« Reply #2066 on: April 07, 2008, 04:10:22 PM »

   


   Also, water temp needs consideration (to prevent a shrinking violet).
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« Reply #2067 on: April 08, 2008, 09:47:05 AM »

And, coincidently, Violet walked into the room. She was no shrinking Violet, this one. In fact, this Violet was cause for great expansion among the many men she'd met. The very definition of "maneater", she walked across the room, her spiked heels changing the pulse of every man present. Every head turned except...
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« Reply #2068 on: April 08, 2008, 10:11:30 AM »

       



    for Gregor the wittol.  Finally now he could drag his...
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« Reply #2069 on: April 08, 2008, 10:22:31 AM »

       



    for Gregor the wittol.  Finally now he could drag his...
moteur de palpitation de l'amour...
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