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« Reply #2175 on: May 05, 2008, 06:07:51 AM »

continuing the liquid affirmations upon the innocent oak tree, overhearing, as it got closer, a grumpy sounding rottweiler slowly rolling, with its nose, a large boulder along the sleepy boulevard, upon which he affirmed, and who it seemed, was at pains to inform Mr P "that the existential hush accompanying the entrance of the early morning stone, terrifies hitherto dormant faculties into states of extreme atomic agitation, whereby the entirety of the body is transformed, before our very eyes, into its base status: magnetic sensing apparatus, with abilities to percieve, via the grassy fields of the soul, via the pumping heart, the residual magnetic forms inherent in the most mundane flora and fauna of this mysterious existence, inducing in them a call to form, a shout out to be, to impose their truths upon the everyday symbols of reality and infuse in the perceiver an altogether different set of rules for engaging with...
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« Reply #2176 on: May 05, 2008, 10:01:42 AM »

   


  the mother of them all -- yo momma -- Mother Nature -- denizen of dens -- navigator of
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« Reply #2177 on: May 05, 2008, 10:06:57 AM »

the dark and sinuous bowels of the unconscious, a place of scouring methane winds and the spine-chilling howls of the big bad wolf of Unreason -- that fierce harbinger of weltschmertz and eroder of the simple existential faith -- a place of fiber-filled urgency and clay-like obstinacy, a place where a decent and sensible dog might stray from the pack and find himself
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« Reply #2178 on: May 06, 2008, 02:12:12 PM »

   


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Nappies, knickers...the usual nose-pickers...
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« Reply #2179 on: May 07, 2008, 06:20:19 AM »

the dark and sinuous bowels of the unconscious, a place of scouring methane winds and the spine-chilling howls of the big bad wolf of Unreason -- that fierce harbinger of weltschmertz and eroder of the simple existential faith -- a place of fiber-filled urgency and clay-like obstinacy, a place where a decent and sensible dog might stray from the pack and find himself

stooping to scoop the poodle poop from under the shade of the tum-tum tree...         
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« Reply #2180 on: May 07, 2008, 10:38:47 AM »

[as the announcer cried when the Hindenburg burst into flame, "oh, the humanity!"]
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« Reply #2181 on: May 07, 2008, 11:52:29 AM »

  This was curious, she thought.  Was it simply a red herring, or really poop?  Or red herring poop?  It occurred to Hedda that after all the deepest altruistic impulses that one may have, the real human basis for people to...
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« Reply #2182 on: May 07, 2008, 12:41:04 PM »

transport themselves entirely on skateboards is probably a talent wired into the genes by Gaia herself, anticipating the current situation and the prevalence of...

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« Reply #2183 on: May 07, 2008, 12:54:31 PM »

earth.  Or maybe...
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« Reply #2184 on: May 07, 2008, 02:08:20 PM »

quite simply, the rising cost of oil flame i.e. flaming oil, that which upwardly courses, thereby...
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« Reply #2185 on: May 07, 2008, 02:22:23 PM »

 

creating a chorus of curses -- only the most accomplished profanisaurus would utter...
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« Reply #2186 on: May 08, 2008, 12:26:07 AM »

that udderly obscene bawling of bawdy bovines, that m-o-o-ving moan of monstrous monotony, to wit (if not to whit or to whoo)... `
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« Reply #2187 on: May 08, 2008, 09:31:26 AM »

those cows sure can moo.
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« Reply #2188 on: May 08, 2008, 10:02:47 AM »

   All but Bertha.  Rather than join the frantic giddhom she merely paused and with a softly repeated "Oom"  continued practicing the "cow face pose", which...
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« Reply #2189 on: May 08, 2008, 10:24:38 AM »

moved energy from the lower chakras to the higher chakras and then, if she was lucky, stimulated her brain into rudimentary bovine thoughts on the nature of reality, the meaning of life, and the future possibility of producing chocolate milk by means of a diet of sweet corn, bluegrass, kale, and raw cocoa, which might be best obtained by....
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