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« Reply #555 on: May 30, 2007, 04:47:02 PM »

It did explain Juan's untimely death.  Overwrought with the realization that he had made jungle love with both Sassy and Rach (not to mention Boswell) the two both his mother and daughter...
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« Reply #556 on: May 30, 2007, 04:53:58 PM »

he reached into the inside pocket of his lavender robe and pulled out the revolver.

"I am an illegitimate incestual primate of the lowest order!" He shouted.
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« Reply #557 on: May 30, 2007, 04:55:08 PM »

He was a most articulate primate...
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« Reply #558 on: May 30, 2007, 04:58:49 PM »

and a good marksman. When he shot himself, the whole went right through ... the hole in Juan was pure perfection. Even Roseanne had to admire Juan's hole. And Rach, thought it was perfectly scrumptious!
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« Reply #559 on: May 30, 2007, 05:00:49 PM »

"Mmmm... monkey brains."
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« Reply #560 on: May 30, 2007, 05:04:44 PM »

 Grin Grin Our favorite!
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« Reply #561 on: May 30, 2007, 05:16:28 PM »

Though a delicacy in Cantonese cuisine, are not often found in Washington D.C.
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« Reply #562 on: May 30, 2007, 05:17:39 PM »

where they prefer grilled bogey, but who knows...
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« Reply #563 on: May 30, 2007, 05:20:54 PM »

And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
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« Reply #564 on: May 30, 2007, 05:21:45 PM »

And you may find yourself..
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« Reply #565 on: May 30, 2007, 05:24:08 PM »

grinning while shuckin' and jivvin' in tune to
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« Reply #566 on: May 30, 2007, 05:26:27 PM »

"Old Dan Tucker"
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« Reply #567 on: May 30, 2007, 05:34:43 PM »

Old Dan Tucker

Now old Dan Tucker's fine old man
Washed his face in a fryin' pan
Combed his head with a wagon wheel
And died with a toothache in his heel

Get out of the way old Dan Tucker
Get out of the way old Dan Tucker
Get out of the way old Dan Tucker
You're too late to get your supper

Now old Dan Tucker is come to town
Riding a billy goat leading a hound
Hound dog bark and the billy goat jump
Landed Dan Tucker on top of the stump

Now old Dan Tucker he got drunk
Fell in the fire and kicked up a chunk
Red hot coal got in his shoe
And oh my lawd how the ashes flew

Now old Dan Tucker is come to town
Swinging the ladies round and round
First to the right and then to the left
Then to the girl that he loves best

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The Deserick Sisters; The National Barn Dance

 
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« Reply #568 on: May 30, 2007, 05:38:22 PM »

or maybe, "Juan Got Plugged But Tu Got Glued To A Choo Choo Train" is more your thing, either way...
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« Reply #569 on: May 30, 2007, 05:43:35 PM »

Miss Lucy Long

Oh take your time Miss Lucy,
Take your time Miss Lucy Long.
Oh take your time Miss Lucy
Take your time Miss Lucy Long.

Miss Lucy she be handsome,
And Miss Lucy she be tall,
To see her dance Cachucha
Is death to bloggers all.

Oh! Miss Lucy's teeth is grinning
Just like an ear of corn,
And her eyes dey look so winning!
Oh I wish I’d never been born.

I axed her for to marry
Myself de other day,
She said she'd rather tarry
So I let her have her way.
  Pray &c.

If she makes a scolding wife
As sure as she was born
I'll tote her down to Georgia
And trade her off for Corn.
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