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« Reply #570 on: May 30, 2007, 05:46:38 PM »

Yes,corn.  "Corn muffins, corn bread, corn porn, you name it..." Rach grinned...
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« Reply #571 on: May 30, 2007, 05:51:42 PM »

"God," she said...
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« Reply #572 on: May 30, 2007, 05:54:07 PM »

"sole colap its hands and sing" and as luck would have it...
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« Reply #573 on: May 30, 2007, 05:56:43 PM »

stow omp yer feet with gleeeeeeeeeeeeee
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« Reply #574 on: May 30, 2007, 06:02:09 PM »

after dirty Harry...
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« Reply #575 on: May 31, 2007, 08:04:10 AM »

possibly have anticipated, the most frightening of them, involving a half a pack of...
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« Reply #576 on: May 31, 2007, 08:15:02 AM »

Lucky Strikes, a jar of moonshine, and an eye patch that he thought made him look really cool.
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« Reply #577 on: May 31, 2007, 10:51:03 AM »

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wolves, oh no probably cigs or beer maybe something even better Lucky you...
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« Reply #578 on: May 31, 2007, 11:01:57 AM »

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« Reply #579 on: May 31, 2007, 11:16:25 AM »

There are many voices, he thought to himself, but none without significance.  Except for....
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« Reply #580 on: May 31, 2007, 11:21:31 AM »

that of the woodchuck, who loved chess, and was apparently nothing but an image recycled from a Rozerem ad he'd seen on television.  Dreams, thought Gordon to himself, as there was no one else to think them to, are not the stuff that stuff is made of.

 
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« Reply #581 on: May 31, 2007, 11:26:08 AM »

Old Dan Tucker

Now old Dan Tucker's fine old man
Washed his face in a fryin' pan
Combed his head with a wagon wheel
And died with a toothache in his heel

Get out of the way old Dan Tucker
Get out of the way old Dan Tucker
Get out of the way old Dan Tucker
You're too late to get your supper

Now old Dan Tucker is come to town
Riding a billy goat leading a hound
Hound dog bark and the billy goat jump
Landed Dan Tucker on top of the stump

Now old Dan Tucker he got drunk
Fell in the fire and kicked up a chunk
Red hot coal got in his shoe
And oh my lawd how the ashes flew

Now old Dan Tucker is come to town
Swinging the ladies round and round
First to the right and then to the left
Then to the girl that he loves best

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"I hate listening to peoples dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody's having sex, I just don't care."
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« Reply #582 on: May 31, 2007, 11:29:28 AM »

Gordon depressed by such thoughts, opened a gun cabinet and pulled out a handgun.  He admired the piece, while it is not the kind that you hunt wild boar with as a prepubescent, it would do the job....
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« Reply #583 on: May 31, 2007, 11:38:52 AM »

But he hesitated. This wasn't the first time he had reached this point.

"Am I ready? Have I had enough? Seen enough? I'll never know if I go through with it. If I wait, just hang on for one more day...
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« Reply #584 on: May 31, 2007, 11:43:43 AM »

...A WalMart may yet appear in my neighborhood, and I will finally be able to afford some plastic patio furniture, not to mention...
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