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« Reply #2235 on: June 05, 2008, 09:38:23 AM »

in his hotel room at the Bon Voyage -- fiddling with a fuzzy navel -- crustacean shrapnel piled high.  "You know we really should open ...
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« Reply #2236 on: June 05, 2008, 11:16:49 AM »

a Center for Personal Empowerment before we open the box.  It's a much more urgent need in the community, God knows."
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« Reply #2237 on: June 10, 2008, 09:52:01 AM »

"I'm not sure I do," said God, mumbling from a burning topiary somewhere in
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« Reply #2238 on: June 10, 2008, 05:55:35 PM »

in his hotel room at the Bon Voyage -- fiddling with a fuzzy navel  ...
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« Reply #2239 on: June 10, 2008, 09:53:24 PM »

on a dark and stormy night. 

"Stop! You must not play that never-ending roundelay!" shouted his lovely handmaiden, taking Handsome Harry well and handily in hand and leading him to a hansom pulled by a horse 12 hands high and handing him, hand over hand, over to Hanover, where...
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« Reply #2240 on: June 11, 2008, 05:34:13 AM »

Harry had herrings and hummus on whole wheat hoping hilariously his headache healed harmoniously...
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« Reply #2241 on: June 11, 2008, 08:01:07 AM »




    "What -- the  -- H -- were you thinking!?"  Hermione Hamsucken hambled her hircine hips -- holding Harry's...
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« Reply #2242 on: June 11, 2008, 10:02:05 AM »

hand as she hankered for a homespun history of Harry's horrible harassment by hordes of hags holding his head hostage with heavy hardware to hasten their horny...
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« Reply #2243 on: June 12, 2008, 12:23:56 PM »

hegemony over hostile haddock.

Meanwhile back at the
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« Reply #2244 on: June 12, 2008, 03:47:31 PM »

hostagehead mindwaves braved some spherical ogmire enlisting twistface andrun fithoughts yet wokwhack naughty saut├ęsmacks (keeper of the black, blank, bank loot and all round villain) ruled that geometry with an iron fist; so perfectly still, (not a saute stirred), he flew through the dew of the breathblew and clueless still, turned his single eye upon the wokmeister...
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« Reply #2245 on: June 12, 2008, 04:42:42 PM »



 simply simmering succinctly sumptuous sounding snacks someone snarfed
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« Reply #2246 on: June 12, 2008, 05:25:37 PM »

all too quickly before realizing that...




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« Reply #2247 on: June 13, 2008, 10:24:34 AM »

it were NOT a dark and stormy night?  What if the night were tranquil and well-lit and scented with peanut butter?  Now that would the sort of night on which...."

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« Reply #2248 on: June 13, 2008, 08:34:05 PM »

mutinous minions of mammon monotonously minced multitudinous mouthfuls of miniature marshmallows into the maws of massive myopic Myrmidons munching maniacally midst the moonlit mayhem of...

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« Reply #2249 on: June 16, 2008, 09:50:21 AM »

....downtown Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

Meanwhile, Gordon had tunneled his way into a private wine cellar and was wondering if the timetable for his latest prison break could be expanded a bit to allow for some sampling and....


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