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« Reply #600 on: May 31, 2007, 02:40:25 PM »

The very world in which Sassy Molassey would shake and bake and tease Alex Rodriguez into such a quiver that he would pluck a feather from his Yankee cap in exchange for...
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« Reply #601 on: May 31, 2007, 03:06:41 PM »

a really fine steak dinner, a win over the Red Sox, and for his wife to speak to him...
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« Reply #602 on: May 31, 2007, 03:10:07 PM »

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« Reply #603 on: May 31, 2007, 03:47:35 PM »

sans legal representation.

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« Reply #604 on: May 31, 2007, 03:54:14 PM »

Clasping the door shut behind him Gordon kicked the piled up newspapers aside and vowed to stay sober today.  All those dreams and crazy voices ... had they been real? What about Rachel Ray? The dead monkey too?  Did I actually go door to door in that fancy neighborhoo...  

It was then Gordon remembered leaving his wallet at home.  After retrieving it he noticed that it seemed messed with. It was as if all the business cards had been shuffled and moved out of their many slim pockets to one stuffed one.  His wallet had been perused.  He was sure a card had been taken. Thats when he realized the card Professor russel gave him was gone.  The figurine! Gordon realized... they were after it.  The same people who had probably killed Russel, were now stalking Gordon.  

I need a damn drink he said to himself...
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« Reply #605 on: May 31, 2007, 04:06:32 PM »

Himself answered, "How and when did we get out of Sing-Sing"?
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« Reply #606 on: May 31, 2007, 04:07:09 PM »

Himself replied, "It was a dream!"
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« Reply #607 on: May 31, 2007, 04:11:54 PM »

Fuck me…talk about stream of what?”
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« Reply #608 on: May 31, 2007, 04:12:23 PM »

Strictly to himself he then turned to Himself and helped himself to a stiff...
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« Reply #609 on: May 31, 2007, 04:27:39 PM »

grossly obese naked woman who he helped pry out of her VW.

"I need a drink." she said.
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« Reply #610 on: May 31, 2007, 04:36:30 PM »

Everything in his life, since getting back, has been like this grossly obese women.  He had forgotten his true purpose.  Taking the vision before him as an omen on the dangers of excessive drinking, Gordon steadied his resolve.  I don't need a drink. I need to get on a plane and back to the original site where the figurine was buried.  I still have time, if they're only now getting around to snooping on me he thought, looking around his whereabouts with suspicion.  She could be one of them.  This taxi.  That man over there.  Suddenly he felt the woman he had just helped turn on him and push him into the cab. 

"Go Go GO!!" she yelled to the driver, slapping the big palms of her hands down on the roof of the caprise.  "This is the guy!"

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« Reply #611 on: May 31, 2007, 04:39:59 PM »

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« Reply #612 on: May 31, 2007, 04:44:45 PM »

Enough time for the fat lady to sing as she got in the car, squeezing poor Gordon between herself and her fellow henchman.  "Sergio fucking Drive!" she said with a howl.  "If you can't fucking do it then you're more worthless than i thought"
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« Reply #613 on: May 31, 2007, 05:15:53 PM »

"Pinche bruja!" Sergio screeched and managed to pull away from the curb.

The grossly obese woman removed a syringe from her bag and injected Gordon with a dose of chlorolhydrate and...

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« Reply #614 on: May 31, 2007, 05:46:07 PM »

ability to distinguish a Merlot from a Cabernet...
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