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« on: May 09, 2007, 09:27:56 AM »

Paris Hilton was recently sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her DUI probation. She and her fans are circulating petitions asking Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her.  Discuss.
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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2007, 09:44:50 AM »

Paris is milking this for all its worth.  I wish she would get thrown in with the general population instead of being seperated.
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2007, 01:07:53 PM »

Somehow the mental snapshot of Paris in the general pop of the tank is wondrous to contemplate.  Of course she should do her 45 days and then [ba-da-bing] get someone to write Her Story...that ought to be good for several news cycles...on the late nite shows, at Amazon.com, Paris will have a whole new career as Victim Of The System.  Her booking photo is much handsomer than that of Nick Nolte's, but they both spell d-e-n-i-a-l exactly the same way.  Unlike Nolte, however, Paris is truly boring...
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2007, 03:23:22 PM »

Maybe she could get Nicole Richie to join her and they could film "The Simple Life" from prison
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 03:05:50 PM »

Check out this artist's rendition of P. Hilton:

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN0936508120070509?src=051007_0824_ARTICLE_PROMO_also_on_reuters
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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2007, 10:34:36 PM »

Paris should not have to go to jail, she should be submitted to jbottle for mild slap and tickle, and released after 4-8 min.
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2007, 12:20:04 AM »

Better make sure your shots are up to date first.
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2007, 02:15:04 AM »


Hey MrUtley, you can just post the image next time. Its easy. Saves others from having to click.

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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2007, 10:51:08 AM »

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20070517.wparishilton0518/BNStory/Entertainment/home
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2007, 12:56:53 PM »


Hey MrUtley, you can just post the image next time. Its easy. Saves others from having to click.



Evidently, I'm not as forward thinking as you, kam.

Having only learned just yesterday how to put a picture next to my name.  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2007, 10:20:35 AM »

95% of those polled in People magazine said she should serve her time (and shut up).  My wife is a subscriber...no really...

The other 5% said she should wear that little black thing she wore in the Carl's Jr. commercials and do community servicing...  ;>
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2007, 04:48:31 PM »

95% of those polled in People magazine said she should serve her time (and shut up).  My wife is a subscriber...no really...

Hey, do you by any chance know jbottle's sister?   Oh, never mind....
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2007, 07:31:11 PM »

don't know the sister, but I remember jbottle from the Times...

i don't know what it is about those darn celebrity magazines.  i honestly would never even think about buying one...but the darn things keep showing up at my house and I'll be darned if i don't pick them up and look at them.

shhh  don't tell anyone
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2007, 08:36:30 PM »

My sister is really the one.  I'm boring, I get things like "Consumer Reports" and "Swank."
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2007, 08:32:58 AM »

another perspective.

http://www.lewrockwell.com/hein/hein169.html
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