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« Reply #645 on: February 01, 2010, 03:44:56 PM » |
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The hardest part of letting go of someone you love is the loud splat they make when they hit the ground.
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« Reply #646 on: February 02, 2010, 09:51:48 AM » |
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My horoscope says I need to stop taking things too seriously. What the hell does that mean???
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« Reply #647 on: February 03, 2010, 02:27:21 PM » |
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My parents don't understand why I murder people & have sex with the remains because they're from a totally different generation.
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« Reply #648 on: February 03, 2010, 02:47:13 PM » |
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Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held.
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« Reply #649 on: February 03, 2010, 02:47:55 PM » |
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Just for fun, at a fancy restaurant, as the waiter reads off each special, I like to say things like "been there," "done that," "no duh."
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« Reply #650 on: February 05, 2010, 11:28:24 AM » |
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« Reply #651 on: February 05, 2010, 11:52:46 AM » |
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Hey, that's how he responded to Jersey Shore Season II not being shot in Jersey, too!
Who knew he'd keep up on current events?
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« Reply #652 on: February 06, 2010, 01:40:42 PM » |
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Bad pun I made last night:
Q. What do you call a prostitute aboard a whaling ship?
A. Harpoontang.
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« Reply #653 on: February 13, 2010, 10:08:21 PM » |
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His Valentine's Day challenge to her: Bet you can't make me laugh and cry at the same time.
Her answer: Of all your friends, you have the biggest penis.
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« Reply #654 on: February 16, 2010, 02:21:58 PM » |
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I remember monday like it was yesterday.
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« Reply #655 on: February 16, 2010, 02:27:20 PM » |
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I never wake up early, because I don't want to catch worms.
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« Reply #656 on: February 16, 2010, 02:28:09 PM » |
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« Reply #657 on: February 16, 2010, 02:32:29 PM » |
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cell phone, eh? Maybe he really died of brain cancer and the whole assassination thing was a cover-up staged by Apple?
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« Reply #658 on: February 17, 2010, 11:24:56 AM » |
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Overheard --
Guy on bus: What are you giving up for lent this year?
His friend: My religion.
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« Reply #659 on: February 22, 2010, 05:28:17 PM » |
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I gave up Lent for Lent.
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"I trust this will have a soporific effect."
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