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« Reply #660 on: February 24, 2010, 02:22:32 AM » |
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Toyota is coming out with a new model called the Kamikaze.
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« Reply #661 on: February 24, 2010, 09:57:53 PM » |
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The CIA asked Toyota to develop a ground based smart bomb. Toyota called it the Corolla.
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« Reply #662 on: March 06, 2010, 08:18:44 PM » |
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You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
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« Reply #663 on: March 17, 2010, 09:54:07 PM » |
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What do you call an Irishman who stops a fight? Liam Malone
What do you call an Irishman who sits around on the deck all day? Paddy O'Furniture
Murphy phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. "Quick!" He said. "Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!" "Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern asked. "No, this is her husband, Kevin."
Irishman goes into a department store and asks for a potato clock. Clerk says he has many kinds of clocks but has never heard of a potato clock, can the customer say more? Irishman says he's just gotten a new job and starts in the morning at nine, so his wife said he had to get a potato clock.
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« Reply #664 on: March 23, 2010, 10:33:48 AM » |
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That last one is a real groaner. Took me a minute, just reading it on the page. Thanks for remembering my saint's day. (me name is Patrick)
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« Reply #665 on: March 23, 2010, 07:13:09 PM » |
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We could tell,and you must have been sitting around somewhere with a lot of other Irish because in another one of the forums you start your post with, "Jesus...." and one can practically hear you pronouncing it.
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« Reply #666 on: March 24, 2010, 01:45:33 AM » |
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Paddy Barton is it, then? And it's a blessing ya are, to be sure. (We can be friends 'cause once in my conspicuously cantilevered days an (alleged) friend got me to sit through an entire teacher's professional development day wearing a nametag saying "Polly Darton.")
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« Reply #667 on: March 24, 2010, 11:09:54 AM » |
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I like the way your friend thinks.
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« Reply #668 on: March 25, 2010, 09:11:12 PM » |
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It's funnier now, harrie. I wish I could say it was the only time my lack of pop culture knowledge brought me humiliation.
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« Reply #669 on: March 27, 2010, 09:18:07 PM » |
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« Reply #670 on: March 31, 2010, 10:02:21 AM » |
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« Reply #671 on: April 06, 2010, 02:16:00 PM » |
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Sometimes at work I'll be going through some chick's purse when they're away from their desk & I'll find something where I'll be all "eww, TMI"
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« Reply #672 on: April 07, 2010, 01:52:08 PM » |
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I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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« Reply #673 on: April 08, 2010, 03:55:50 PM » |
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Exactly where the hell did Dr. Dre go to Medical School?
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« Reply #674 on: April 08, 2010, 03:56:15 PM » |
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Whenever I get nominated as "designated driver," I like to celebrate with a few drinks.
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