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« Reply #675 on: April 13, 2010, 10:13:47 AM » |
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Dont be sexist. Broads hate that.
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« Reply #676 on: April 13, 2010, 11:51:32 AM » |
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Add frowny faces to texts that people expect smiley faces on. Just to be confusing: Can't wait to see you!  |
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« Reply #677 on: April 13, 2010, 02:35:00 PM » |
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Heading off to spring break. To be honest, it's kind of a pain to pack all these wet t-shirts.
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« Reply #678 on: April 13, 2010, 02:41:56 PM » |
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I had planned to teach my robot right and wrong, but so far I'm pretty impressed with its choice of victims.
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« Reply #679 on: April 14, 2010, 11:25:52 AM » |
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Take it from me, whenever someone invites you to a 'black tie event' they expect you to wear more than just a black tie.
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« Reply #680 on: April 16, 2010, 12:11:20 PM » |
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Kam, I really like the confusing emoticons idea!  |
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« Reply #681 on: April 27, 2010, 02:06:16 PM » |
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Congress is attacking the evil on Wall Street while completely ignoring the nightmare on Elm Street.
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« Reply #682 on: May 03, 2010, 01:44:22 PM » |
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When you play the new Nickleback album backwards, you hear a satanic message. Even worse, when you play it forward, you can hear Nickleback.
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« Reply #683 on: May 03, 2010, 01:50:05 PM » |
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« Reply #684 on: May 03, 2010, 11:56:40 PM » |
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Don't you know how to Slip and Fall Down Carefully? We used to practice that in modern dance class by running across the room and falling down carefully in front of the mirror with ballet barre to catch if we slipped. But I can't show you how. Too old; it would be disastrous. I loved doing it.
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« Reply #685 on: May 04, 2010, 01:01:07 PM » |
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I'm usually finding amusing stuff (i.e. vitriol) over in the Obama thread when things heat up...this one, today, struck me as funny:
....as was pointed out a few times already to our resident energy expert, part-time Anti-Semite, and Erectile dysfunctional Communist from Lithuania.
LOL -- don't think I've ever seen such an eclectic assemblage of epithets in one sentence! I suspect its target (whose identity I guess is obvious, given our scarcity of Lithuanian residents here) found this more comic than insulting.
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« Reply #686 on: May 04, 2010, 03:16:05 PM » |
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A lot of the funniest comedy is unintentional too. The phrase "I don't think that word means what you think it means" is usually accompanied by a few laughs. --- One of my favorite bits on TV sitcoms is when an actor uses a word out of context and everyone else in the room knows it. Or misunderstands a word that has a contextual meaning, like Rhys Darby's Murray character on Flight of the Conchords discussing Fleetwood Mac with Bret: Murray: "You get a love triangle, Fleetwood Mac situation, although there was four of them, so... more of a love square. Mind you, they did make some of the best music back then."
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« Reply #687 on: June 02, 2010, 04:32:27 PM » |
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I've had it up to here with the Environmentalists! First we didn't have enough oil, and now there is too much... Oy! Which is it already?
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« Reply #688 on: June 03, 2010, 03:56:29 PM » |
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Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate:
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« Reply #689 on: June 04, 2010, 05:41:16 PM » |
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