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« Reply #780 on: December 13, 2011, 02:05:57 AM » |
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I had this crazy little horse named Comic, hard to saddle, tough to saddle, once on board she treated me nice, rope halter only, didn't kick, dumped me a few times, I've learned how to land, shoulders, knees, mouthful of dirt, never let go of the lead rope. But when I loaned her to friends, sweet jesus , she was a roll over, dirt snorting, people hating horse. I only loaned her to my best friends. You flirt with my wife, I get even. Could be a screenplay. Never let go of the lead rope.
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« Reply #781 on: December 15, 2011, 01:32:22 PM » |
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Well, here's one told to me recently by an HR director....
What do you call an African American flying a plane?
The pilot, you racist.
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« Reply #782 on: December 23, 2011, 10:38:02 AM » |
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« Reply #783 on: December 28, 2011, 12:35:26 PM » |
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Kam, that is hysterical. I'm in a workplace, and my face and head ache from suppressing laughter.
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« Reply #784 on: December 30, 2011, 03:47:30 PM » |
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HARRIE !
This is exactly the Steig Larsson that I was talking about!
Neeson could have been interchangeable with Craig.
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« Reply #785 on: January 08, 2012, 06:24:21 PM » |
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« Reply #786 on: January 12, 2012, 10:49:28 PM » |
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I was pulled over for speeding today. I asked the cop "are you selling me a ticket to the policeman's ball?" The Officer Replied "Policemen don't have balls".
I was let go with a warning.
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« Reply #787 on: January 13, 2012, 03:33:09 PM » |
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A new study shows that internet surfing can lead to addiction and cognitive impairment. Stay glued to Twitter for updates.
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kam
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« Reply #788 on: January 16, 2012, 10:08:51 AM » |
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I used to be much too modest. But then I worked at it, and worked at it, and now i'm perfect.
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« Reply #789 on: January 27, 2012, 09:53:07 AM » |
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« Reply #790 on: January 28, 2012, 11:39:42 AM » |
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« Reply #791 on: January 28, 2012, 12:42:10 PM » |
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What in particular do you find funny? Your thoughts fascinate me.
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« Reply #792 on: January 29, 2012, 01:46:08 PM » |
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A drunk walks up to a parking meter, puts a dime in and says, "Gee, I lost a hundred pounds!"
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« Reply #793 on: January 31, 2012, 03:05:56 PM » |
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