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« Reply #795 on: February 01, 2012, 01:53:33 PM » |
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Wife: My gynecologist says i can't have sex for 2 weeks.
Husband: What did your dentist say?
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« Reply #796 on: February 01, 2012, 02:00:48 PM » |
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« Reply #797 on: February 01, 2012, 05:28:49 PM » |
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« Reply #798 on: February 01, 2012, 05:47:42 PM » |
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« Reply #799 on: February 02, 2012, 10:05:32 AM » |
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Ha!
Was thinking the other day about variations on Irish Spring soap.....how about Arab Spring soap? A fine Muslim scent, but Jews like it too! OK, needs work....
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« Reply #800 on: February 02, 2012, 01:52:10 PM » |
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Lawyer: What is your date of birth?
Defendant: July fifteen.
Lawyer: What year?
Defendant: Every year.
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« Reply #801 on: February 09, 2012, 02:22:38 PM » |
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« Reply #803 on: February 20, 2012, 10:43:27 PM » |
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A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says"No."
The duck leaves but returns a short while later and again asks "Got any grapes?" The bartender replies, "Listen. I already told you that I don't have any grapes. Now leave, and if you come back in here and ask me one more time if I have any grapes, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar."
The duck leaves, but the bartender is shocked when the duck walks back into the bar a short time later. The duck waddles over to the bar and says, "Got any nails?" The bartender says "No." The duck says, "Got any grapes?"
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« Reply #804 on: February 21, 2012, 12:47:35 AM » |
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A blind man was married to a mute woman. They were having some problems communicating, particularly when it came to sexual matters.
The husband finally said to the wife one day, "Look, if you want to have sex, pull my penis once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my penis fifty times."
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« Reply #805 on: February 21, 2012, 12:52:34 AM » |
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A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute. She wakes up and decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that". The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door. The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition. PROSTITUTE(n) a person receiving payment for sexual services. The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear. KOALA(n. ) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves.
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« Reply #806 on: February 21, 2012, 12:36:22 PM » |
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Sounds like a variation on the classic panda joke.
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« Reply #807 on: February 28, 2012, 11:45:12 AM » |
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« Reply #808 on: February 28, 2012, 04:58:00 PM » |
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Huh? If you're not in the mood, just say so.
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« Reply #809 on: February 28, 2012, 04:58:49 PM » |
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