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Re: News in General
« Reply #8310 on: April 23, 2024, 08:11:04 AM »

I didn't spend those years in the jungles of Southeast Asia, watching my buddies go face down in the muck, bleeding out, to come back home and have to shell out for a goddamned colonoscopy! 

A kosher and joyous Passover to you all!
Will you come off it Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, mam. It's all part of your sick Cynthia thing. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
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« Reply #8311 on: April 23, 2024, 08:18:46 AM »

I was just there today. Went to Poinsettia dog park and had lunch at the airport. Just a hop, skip and a jump from my home.

You could apply to become a border patrol agent..a short walk to work.

Cracking some Australian skulls when they inevitably overstay their visas does sound tempting. It would take a big dent out of disorganized crime.

LOL

Americans are the third largest group of visa overstayers in Australia...behind Malaysians and Chinese.
Thousands of Americans overstay, thousands.

My Communication professor in community college, Dr Debra Tolar, said that the women of Australia are the best for American men, because the Aussie women are straight forward and honest and if an Aussie woman likes you then she will let you know it. In California it is harder, unless you are rich and famous, so for the Californian men then Dr Debra Tolar said the Australian women were the best. ( By the way, Shakira should hire Dr Debra Tolar to work on her team, the last I heard Dr Debra Tolar was coaching people in Show Business, she could help Shakira with PR, etc. ) It is like in "Grease" where John Travolta fell in love with Olivia Newton John. The American men with the Australian women go good together.

And remember that the Philippines is a good Christian nation, and the women of the Philippines are great for the Aussie men. Check out Miss Charm Philippines 2024, Krishnah Gravidez, she is a beautiful woman. I was friends with Pia Reyes who was a Playboy Playmate from Manila, Philippines. Be sure to welcome the people from the Philippines to Australia.

Dr Debra Tolar says the Australian women are the best for California men.

Salute,

Tony V.

That was then, this is now.
Today, the question is, what is an "Australian woman".
In fact what is also being asked is "what is a woman?"
Today a "woman" could be a biological man.
It's all very confusing.
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. It's a mixed up, muddled up shook up world.
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A single Black woman from Africa has moved to Australia and has a Youtube channel.
Just one? Actually, I am surprised you allowed even that.
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She has found it strange that no men are approaching her, including asking for her number, as in Africa.
Racist?
No, the men are petrified, petrified of being seen as "predators", "sexual harassers", etc.
She says you have to go on dating sites.
Get help. Incels like you are responsible for a lot of mass shootings. Or in your case, mass boomerang assaults.
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Re: News in General
« Reply #8312 on: April 23, 2024, 10:30:35 AM »

I didn't spend those years in the jungles of Southeast Asia, watching my buddies go face down in the muck, bleeding out, to come back home and have to shell out for a goddamned colonoscopy! 

A kosher and joyous Passover to you all!
Will you come off it Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, mam. It's all part of your sick Cynthia thing. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? 

You think I would just turn my back on 3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax?

You see what happens, Tony V?  You see what happens when you endoscopy a man in the ass?

 And I will thank everyone to keep the Pomeranian out of this! 
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Re: News in General
« Reply #8313 on: April 23, 2024, 10:45:32 AM »

Do you roll on Shabbos?
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« Reply #8314 on: April 23, 2024, 02:01:23 PM »

I was just there today. Went to Poinsettia dog park and had lunch at the airport. Just a hop, skip and a jump from my home.

You could apply to become a border patrol agent..a short walk to work.

Cracking some Australian skulls when they inevitably overstay their visas does sound tempting. It would take a big dent out of disorganized crime.

LOL

Americans are the third largest group of visa overstayers in Australia...behind Malaysians and Chinese.
Thousands of Americans overstay, thousands.

My Communication professor in community college, Dr Debra Tolar, said that the women of Australia are the best for American men, because the Aussie women are straight forward and honest and if an Aussie woman likes you then she will let you know it. In California it is harder, unless you are rich and famous, so for the Californian men then Dr Debra Tolar said the Australian women were the best. ( By the way, Shakira should hire Dr Debra Tolar to work on her team, the last I heard Dr Debra Tolar was coaching people in Show Business, she could help Shakira with PR, etc. ) It is like in "Grease" where John Travolta fell in love with Olivia Newton John. The American men with the Australian women go good together.

And remember that the Philippines is a good Christian nation, and the women of the Philippines are great for the Aussie men. Check out Miss Charm Philippines 2024, Krishnah Gravidez, she is a beautiful woman. I was friends with Pia Reyes who was a Playboy Playmate from Manila, Philippines. Be sure to welcome the people from the Philippines to Australia.

Dr Debra Tolar says the Australian women are the best for California men.

Salute,

Tony V.

That was then, this is now.
Today, the question is, what is an "Australian woman".
In fact what is also being asked is "what is a woman?"
Today a "woman" could be a biological man.
It's all very confusing.
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. It's a mixed up, muddled up shook up world.
Quote

A single Black woman from Africa has moved to Australia and has a Youtube channel.
Just one? Actually, I am surprised you allowed even that.
Quote
She has found it strange that no men are approaching her, including asking for her number, as in Africa.
Racist?
No, the men are petrified, petrified of being seen as "predators", "sexual harassers", etc.
She says you have to go on dating sites.
Get help. Incels like you are responsible for a lot of mass shootings. Or in your case, mass boomerang assaults.

What I wrote is true, and what she wrote is true.
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« Reply #8315 on: April 23, 2024, 02:10:43 PM »

I was just there today. Went to Poinsettia dog park and had lunch at the airport. Just a hop, skip and a jump from my home.

You could apply to become a border patrol agent..a short walk to work.

Cracking some Australian skulls when they inevitably overstay their visas does sound tempting. It would take a big dent out of disorganized crime.

LOL

Americans are the third largest group of visa overstayers in Australia...behind Malaysians and Chinese.
Thousands of Americans overstay, thousands.

My Communication professor in community college, Dr Debra Tolar, said that the women of Australia are the best for American men, because the Aussie women are straight forward and honest and if an Aussie woman likes you then she will let you know it. In California it is harder, unless you are rich and famous, so for the Californian men then Dr Debra Tolar said the Australian women were the best. ( By the way, Shakira should hire Dr Debra Tolar to work on her team, the last I heard Dr Debra Tolar was coaching people in Show Business, she could help Shakira with PR, etc. ) It is like in "Grease" where John Travolta fell in love with Olivia Newton John. The American men with the Australian women go good together.

And remember that the Philippines is a good Christian nation, and the women of the Philippines are great for the Aussie men. Check out Miss Charm Philippines 2024, Krishnah Gravidez, she is a beautiful woman. I was friends with Pia Reyes who was a Playboy Playmate from Manila, Philippines. Be sure to welcome the people from the Philippines to Australia.

Dr Debra Tolar says the Australian women are the best for California men.

Salute,

Tony V.

That was then, this is now.
Today, the question is, what is an "Australian woman".
In fact what is also being asked is "what is a woman?"
Today a "woman" could be a biological man.
It's all very confusing.
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. It's a mixed up, muddled up shook up world.
Quote

A single Black woman from Africa has moved to Australia and has a Youtube channel.
Just one? Actually, I am surprised you allowed even that.
Quote
She has found it strange that no men are approaching her, including asking for her number, as in Africa.
Racist?
No, the men are petrified, petrified of being seen as "predators", "sexual harassers", etc.
She says you have to go on dating sites.
Get help. Incels like you are responsible for a lot of mass shootings. Or in your case, mass boomerang assaults.

What I wrote is true, and what she wrote is true.
I realize you miss the days when you could sexually harrass women without worrying about the consequences, including specifically the consequences to the lives of the women you accosted. Now they get to assert themselves and object to your noxious conduct and you do not like it. Welcome to Hell.
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« Reply #8316 on: April 23, 2024, 03:52:21 PM »

I was just there today. Went to Poinsettia dog park and had lunch at the airport. Just a hop, skip and a jump from my home.

You could apply to become a border patrol agent..a short walk to work.

Cracking some Australian skulls when they inevitably overstay their visas does sound tempting. It would take a big dent out of disorganized crime.

LOL

Americans are the third largest group of visa overstayers in Australia...behind Malaysians and Chinese.
Thousands of Americans overstay, thousands.

My Communication professor in community college, Dr Debra Tolar, said that the women of Australia are the best for American men, because the Aussie women are straight forward and honest and if an Aussie woman likes you then she will let you know it. In California it is harder, unless you are rich and famous, so for the Californian men then Dr Debra Tolar said the Australian women were the best. ( By the way, Shakira should hire Dr Debra Tolar to work on her team, the last I heard Dr Debra Tolar was coaching people in Show Business, she could help Shakira with PR, etc. ) It is like in "Grease" where John Travolta fell in love with Olivia Newton John. The American men with the Australian women go good together.

And remember that the Philippines is a good Christian nation, and the women of the Philippines are great for the Aussie men. Check out Miss Charm Philippines 2024, Krishnah Gravidez, she is a beautiful woman. I was friends with Pia Reyes who was a Playboy Playmate from Manila, Philippines. Be sure to welcome the people from the Philippines to Australia.

Dr Debra Tolar says the Australian women are the best for California men.

Salute,

Tony V.

That was then, this is now.
Today, the question is, what is an "Australian woman".
In fact what is also being asked is "what is a woman?"
Today a "woman" could be a biological man.
It's all very confusing.
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. It's a mixed up, muddled up shook up world.
Quote

A single Black woman from Africa has moved to Australia and has a Youtube channel.
Just one? Actually, I am surprised you allowed even that.
Quote
She has found it strange that no men are approaching her, including asking for her number, as in Africa.
Racist?
No, the men are petrified, petrified of being seen as "predators", "sexual harassers", etc.
She says you have to go on dating sites.
Get help. Incels like you are responsible for a lot of mass shootings. Or in your case, mass boomerang assaults.

What I wrote is true, and what she wrote is true.
I realize you miss the days when you could sexually harrass women without worrying about the consequences, including specifically the consequences to the lives of the women you accosted. Now they get to assert themselves and object to your noxious conduct and you do not like it. Welcome to Hell.

Some women are now complaining that, basically, men have all disappeared and those who haven't won't "try anything" on a date.
That, it any form, is classed as 'sexual assault'.

Men have disappeared, disappeared into saving their money and spending it on housing etc to set themselves up for a secure furture.
Last time I went on a date was in 1967...and I was a 'perfect gentleman'.
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« Reply #8317 on: April 23, 2024, 04:06:50 PM »

In honor of today being the Bard's 460th birthday, I read Adam Bertocci's brilliant (and thoroughly researched) play, The Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.  What a great mash-up it is. 

And my own small contribution to Shakespearean fandom today...


Gloucester is at the top of the Cliffs of Dover.  He shouts down to Edgar, disguised as Tom o Bedlam, How do I get down?

Edgar shouts back, From a duck!
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« Reply #8318 on: April 23, 2024, 04:24:55 PM »

Anzac Day in bambuworld and NZ tomorrow 25 April.
Honouring the sacrifices of the fallen in all wars, the sacrifices of all those who've served, including physical and mental injuries.

On the eve, this;

SkyNews

Shadow Home Affairs Minister James Patterson has taken a swipe at "insidious" attempts to politicize Anzac day by a group of pro-Palestine activist teachers.

From 1916, Australian troops served with Allied forces throughout the Middle East, mainly taking part in action against the Ottoman Empire. Over three years
Australian troops and the Australian Flying Corps served in Egypt, Palestine and the territories now known as Jordan, Lebanon, Iraq and Syria.


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Apparently the war in Gaza now is the fault of the Anzacs of WW1, according to some people.



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« Reply #8319 on: April 23, 2024, 04:38:25 PM »

cont'd

A final drive, beginning with the Battle of Megiddo in September 1918, led to the destruction of three Ottoman field armies, the capture of 76,000 prisoners of war and the rapid conquest of Palestine, Jordan and southern Syria.

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Well there you go.
Ottomans sided with Germany...so they deserved all they got.

Long live Anzac Day, God save the King, and God save us all.

Maybe the activist teachers would be happier living in Palestine...planes fly out of Australia every day for the Middle East.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2024, 04:43:31 PM by bambu. »
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« Reply #8320 on: April 23, 2024, 05:10:05 PM »

In honor of today being the Bard's 460th birthday, I read Adam Bertocci's brilliant (and thoroughly researched) play, The Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.  What a great mash-up it is. 

And my own small contribution to Shakespearean fandom today...


Gloucester is at the top of the Cliffs of Dover.  He shouts down to Edgar, disguised as Tom o Bedlam, How do I get down?

Edgar shouts back, From a duck!
Also the 408th anniversary of his death, as well as that of Cervantes who died 10 days later, also on April 23.
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« Reply #8321 on: April 23, 2024, 05:54:24 PM »

Cornell has joined Yale, Dartmouth, and Harvard in bringing back testing after experimenting with the test
optional admissions standard
over the past few years.

Each university observed that test optional requirements harmed disadvantaged applicants and harmed the predictive power of standardized tests relative to academic success.

No fucking shit.
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« Reply #8322 on: April 23, 2024, 05:56:56 PM »

Anzac Day in bambuworld and NZ tomorrow 25 April.
Honouring the sacrifices of the fallen in all wars, the sacrifices of all those who've served, including physical and mental injuries.

On the eve, this;

SkyNews

Shadow Home Affairs Minister James Patterson has taken a swipe at "insidious" attempts to politicize Anzac day by a group of pro-Palestine activist teachers.

From 1916, Australian troops served with Allied forces throughout the Middle East, mainly taking part in action against the Ottoman Empire. Over three years
Australian troops and the Australian Flying Corps served in Egypt, Palestine and the territories now known as Jordan, Lebanon, Iraq and Syria.


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Apparently the war in Gaza now is the fault of the Anzacs of WW1, according to some people.
Well, it is part of the long, long shadow of the Great War, like most of the horrors of the last 110 years. There is a reason it is referred to as the seminal catastrophe of the 20th Century.
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« Reply #8323 on: April 23, 2024, 05:59:24 PM »

I was just there today. Went to Poinsettia dog park and had lunch at the airport. Just a hop, skip and a jump from my home.

You could apply to become a border patrol agent..a short walk to work.

Cracking some Australian skulls when they inevitably overstay their visas does sound tempting. It would take a big dent out of disorganized crime.

LOL

Americans are the third largest group of visa overstayers in Australia...behind Malaysians and Chinese.
Thousands of Americans overstay, thousands.

My Communication professor in community college, Dr Debra Tolar, said that the women of Australia are the best for American men, because the Aussie women are straight forward and honest and if an Aussie woman likes you then she will let you know it. In California it is harder, unless you are rich and famous, so for the Californian men then Dr Debra Tolar said the Australian women were the best. ( By the way, Shakira should hire Dr Debra Tolar to work on her team, the last I heard Dr Debra Tolar was coaching people in Show Business, she could help Shakira with PR, etc. ) It is like in "Grease" where John Travolta fell in love with Olivia Newton John. The American men with the Australian women go good together.

And remember that the Philippines is a good Christian nation, and the women of the Philippines are great for the Aussie men. Check out Miss Charm Philippines 2024, Krishnah Gravidez, she is a beautiful woman. I was friends with Pia Reyes who was a Playboy Playmate from Manila, Philippines. Be sure to welcome the people from the Philippines to Australia.

Dr Debra Tolar says the Australian women are the best for California men.

Salute,

Tony V.

That was then, this is now.
Today, the question is, what is an "Australian woman".
In fact what is also being asked is "what is a woman?"
Today a "woman" could be a biological man.
It's all very confusing.
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. It's a mixed up, muddled up shook up world.
Quote

A single Black woman from Africa has moved to Australia and has a Youtube channel.
Just one? Actually, I am surprised you allowed even that.
Quote
She has found it strange that no men are approaching her, including asking for her number, as in Africa.
Racist?
No, the men are petrified, petrified of being seen as "predators", "sexual harassers", etc.
She says you have to go on dating sites.
Get help. Incels like you are responsible for a lot of mass shootings. Or in your case, mass boomerang assaults.

What I wrote is true, and what she wrote is true.
I realize you miss the days when you could sexually harrass women without worrying about the consequences, including specifically the consequences to the lives of the women you accosted. Now they get to assert themselves and object to your noxious conduct and you do not like it. Welcome to Hell.

Some women are now complaining that, basically, men have all disappeared and those who haven't won't "try anything" on a date.
That, it any form, is classed as 'sexual assault'.

Men have disappeared, disappeared into saving their money and spending it on housing etc to set themselves up for a secure furture.
Last time I went on a date was in 1967...and I was a 'perfect gentleman'.
Disrespecting a woman's decision about her body and coercing sex is not manly. Men are not disappearing. The bad ones are facing the consequences of their actions.
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« Reply #8324 on: April 23, 2024, 06:18:44 PM »

Anzac Day in bambuworld and NZ tomorrow 25 April.
Honouring the sacrifices of the fallen in all wars, the sacrifices of all those who've served, including physical and mental injuries.

On the eve, this;

SkyNews

Shadow Home Affairs Minister James Patterson has taken a swipe at "insidious" attempts to politicize Anzac day by a group of pro-Palestine activist teachers.

From 1916, Australian troops served with Allied forces throughout the Middle East, mainly taking part in action against the Ottoman Empire. Over three years
Australian troops and the Australian Flying Corps served in Egypt, Palestine and the territories now known as Jordan, Lebanon, Iraq and Syria.


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Apparently the war in Gaza now is the fault of the Anzacs of WW1, according to some people.
Well, it is part of the long, long shadow of the Great War, like most of the horrors of the last 110 years. There is a reason it is referred to as the seminal catastrophe of the 20th Century.

Yes well bambu-ilk aren't having it, Anzacs and Anzac day are not 'myths', no matter what trashers today think.
They've trashed the national flag, trashed the national anthem [given it's not the best national anthem in the world, far from it...and a new one should be developed, something more like the US/French/Mexican anthems]...and they needn't bother, we're not changing them.
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