I didn't spend those years in the jungles of Southeast Asia, watching my buddies go face down in the muck, bleeding out, to come back home and have to shell out for a goddamned colonoscopy!
A kosher and joyous Passover to you all!
Will you come off it Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, mam. It's all part of your sick Cynthia thing. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
You think I would just turn my back on 3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax?
You see what happens, Tony V? You see what happens when you endoscopy a man in the ass?
And I will thank everyone to keep the Pomeranian out of this!