No heat overnight, woke me up.
Heat coming now, but I felt the need for something really fucking dumb to get the blood boiling and oxygen flowing to the brain.
I have a GOOGLE query called KNICKS NEWS, which brings up new, rumors and pseudo-PSEUDO speculation passing itself off as....
Well, you tell me.
So when I saw the teaser for DAILY KNICKS, I knew not even LesterDawg insisting my dead mother was a better PG than Elfrid Payton would do the trick.
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Realistic Trade Packages For Zach Levine
By one Adam Kester.
Keister is more like it.
Knicks Trade: RJ Barrett, Immanuel Quickley, 2021 First Round Pick, 2021 2nd Round Pick
Bulls Trade: Zach LaVine
Numb Nutz does not specify which #2, Charlotte's or Detroit's, but apparenly he values LaVine like Zion Williamson, and of course, all one has to do is look at the Bulls record.
But wait....there's more concoctions.
Knicks Trade: Obi Toppin, Kevin Knox, Frank Ntilikina, 2021 1st Round Pick, 2021 2nd Round Pick, 2023 Mavericks’ 1st Round Pick, 2023 2nd Round Pick
Bulls Trade: Zach LaVine
Or perhaps you'd like....
Knicks Trade: RJ Barrett, Julius Randle, Kevin Knox, 2021 1st Round Pick, 2021 2nd Round Pick
Bulls Trade: Zach LaVine, Thaddeus Young
When I helpfully suggesred that these "trades" were, well, my initial metaphor was MORONIC, it was suggested that my comment defied COMMUNITY STANDARDS.
Anyway, thought you guys could use a laugh, and LesterDawg a moment to reflect.