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Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 22, 2019, 10:22:12 AM »
Not sure I would call this an all out  war.  But lets see it play out

This is how I would like you to "See it play out!"  See the actual death and dismemberments the blood the guts the horror, the reality of what this President (and you apparently) see as equivalent to two young boys on the playground.

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 19, 2019, 11:24:22 AM »
Since you're talking about new material and 11:00

Can I just shout out for Trevor Noah? He is killing it on the Daily Show. And to Seth Meyers. I remember saying that NBC ought to put Seth Meyers' "A Closer Look" on just before Fallon (the idea was not widely received) But Meyers' bit is excellent. And of course Colbert. Who is slowly making Mime, acceptable!

Observational bias, I know.

Reminds me, I haven't seen John Oliver in a long time. IS he still doing well?

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 19, 2019, 11:18:51 AM »
Uninformed first Impression.

I tend to believe Hilary.

I also believe Gabbard when she says that Hil is a queen of War monger.... blah blah blah.  I think it is smart strategy for her to pop in the polls if she has some hill to climb, so to speak.

Also, it's not like Hilary to tear someone down without some sort of evidence; and it would be wrong of her to do so. (Not that I haven't been disappointed by the Clintons before.) She knows that, she knows what sticking her neck out does. She knows what falsely accusing someone would do to her "legacy." She is not that cra!

Hil is that personification because it is generationally convenient to leave that stuff on her (stuff that was outrageous when she did it be not before, and not after!) We in our generation are kind of willing to let her carry that luggage for us, so we can pretend it's not ours. In the next generation it's more a case of "Ewwwww; old people stuff! Get it away!"

Trumpelstilskin, it's funny 'cause it's true!


Comedy / Re: Comedy
« on: October 19, 2019, 09:59:34 AM »
Trumpelstilskin: This guy has the Midas touch in reverse. Whenever he touches gold, it turns into straw!

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 05, 2019, 11:28:42 AM »


Suggestions so far:
        ‘The Four Treasons’
   ‘The Impeach Boys’
   ‘The Cheatles’
   ‘The Average White Supremacist Band’
   'The Grab_Her_By_The_Pussy_Riot  Band’

To which I've added....

Double-Talking Heads
The Zombies (it's fun when you don't have to alter the original band name at all)
Ban Inhalin' (EPA policies)
The Velvet Underhanded
Fleetwood Big Mac
Grateful If They'd Be Dead
The Grifters
The Ever-Lie Brothers
Dire Straits for Democracy

Feel free to add to the list.
Dumb All Over (A Little Ugly On The Side)
Three Men and A Baby
The Beseech Boys
Screwy Yewis In The News
The U Kraing Clan
Shilly Vanilli
Cri Minally Vanilli
Donny Duri and the Blockheads
The Trumpwork Orange
Donny Whinehouse
The Bwahaha Men
The Tangerine Dream Team
Waiting for the Van 2 Jailin'
Orange Toad and the Wet Sprockets
Donny Rotten and the Sex Pissedons
The Trolling Stones (for those who tweet from under a rock)
Led Xenophobes
The Police State
The Moody Whites
Orange Floyd
? And The Conspirians
The Collusions
Napoleon The XLVth (They're trying to take me away ha ha)
Boris Twitter And The Cryptic Fickers (A monster mash)
The Donny Fulla Crud Four (They fought the law and the LAW WON!)
The Donny Handcuffs Experience
Busted (More Than Appealing)

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 04, 2019, 02:43:29 PM »
Yes, Jonathan, derp!

No wonder I don't post with the smart kids anymore!  ;)

Meanwhile, I think her response was very good.

Meanwhile, meanwhile... I don't even know how Lyndon LaRouche's people can be "Pro Trump."

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 04, 2019, 12:58:19 PM »

Sorry, I forget how to make links pretty here.

This is a link to an article that identifies the woman at an AOC townhall who wore a shirt that included "Eat The Babies" as a far right plant.

So OK... But what I first thought when I heard about the shirt was Thomas Swift's pamphlet "A Modest Proposal"

I was a little disconcerted that AOC or SOMEONE didn't catch the reference (if indeed it was intended or even if it wasn't) and give a chuckle, to this nyuckle head.

So I thought I might bring it here to see what the smart kids have to say about it.

FWIW, my congressman asked me if he should go forward with an Impeachment program. I said "Yes" Not that Trump will be convicted, but it gives the Dems at least the copy. At least they can use it against the Senators running, and House hosers too. "(S)He won't break with Trump even when he is so wrong as to put his own economic interests ahead of people being killed in Ukraine." (Trump wants to be re-elected because he makes a fortune off his graft and corruption and emollients as he immolates the Constitution!)

One more thing:

The future is That a way--->
<----Not That a was! 

Wait... who the hell am I here?
Oh, that's right
Itz ME!

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 03, 2019, 01:25:32 PM »
"That might be just crazy enough to work!"

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: May 07, 2019, 05:30:10 AM »
Hey all.

Having fun. Hope the same for y'all.

Spent a week in FL recently with some eldsters. They watch Fox News nearly exclusively ALL DAY.

It was painful.

Itz ME

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: February 22, 2019, 04:12:56 PM »

Buy when nobody wants it, sell when everybody wants it.

Good luck.


Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: February 22, 2019, 04:11:25 PM »
Hello people that live in my computer and are reliably holding forth the political debates of the day.

It's nice to see all of you again.

I'm involved in a project to grow 1,000 acres of high grade CBD Hemp. We have already sold three years worth of production (there's a contract, but it is not without risks)

The result is that I have entered into the most manic stage of my entire life. When it's over, if you're interested, I'll be glad to tell the tale.

In the meanwhile, hello everyone, I'm gladdened by the static nature of your presence.


Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: December 10, 2018, 10:02:03 PM »
I would be a ....YOU would be a good chief of staff for Trump.

Better than who he planned in any case.

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: December 10, 2018, 09:42:45 PM »
I'll lose this soon...

It seems to me that Mueller is throwing a head fake. He has the two women and trump is denying there was campaign $ used.

But the real problem Trump has is the Enquirer. Because his records are Mueller's records. Those are the campaign contributions that are Trump's flank.

Because if they weren't, then they were gifts to Donald that Donald did not report on his Income taxes.

Because we have to be sure that if they weren't gifts then they were bills due. The monetary value of which was not disclosed as his companies were entering into financial contracts. That's fraud.

(Keep Dreaming)

OK I will...

He should ask Michael Bloomberg!

No way Bloomberg would turn that down! That is a tear down turnaround project. Bloomberg would love to pull it off, and Save America at the same time!

Bloomberg might actually be able to do it. It might be enough to keep Trump out of JAIL! In office Trump can hide under the desk for two years. Shit, he's had people sitting in his waiting room for two years. "Today might be the day!"

Solves Trump's other problem... the one with the Nazis. Trump is going to have to go home someday. You better do something if you're coming to do business in NYC and naming Bloomberg would go a long way towards that. Maybe not as much as Kavanaugh helped you with the hillbilly crowd.

Hey that's a legitimate name now. Now the Wisconsin has decided that the votes of the landed gentry are more valid and important than the votes of the city dwellers.

Something has to restore sanity. The market is dead, Why? Oh well tariffs and brexit ... No. The president tweeted that there was a deal with China and the market touched 26,000 (in a Bear market, so it's aided by the short squeeze) Then it came out that there was no deal... and the world said, "this fucking guy is really a fucking moron!" Let couldn't let themselves believe it prior. But there is no getting around it. And now the Kelly thing (I do lay that on Kelly though. He owed US that much. Maybe he has a plan, he's a mili...tary ...guy... ruh roh rorge!  Good news is I think most military men honor the Constitution and would not be in favor of military rule.)

(Dream on...)

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: December 10, 2018, 09:31:06 PM »

There's a Reality Game Show here, "Who Wants to be a Billionaire ('s Bitch)?"

The Apprief Of Staff.

Writes itself. POC, SOP. Bing Bang boom.

This could anchor a Thursday Night, Solid! 10-11...Into the news.

If there's a way to make money. You almost hate to put the idea in print. Shots of Agent Overcoat talking outside for no particular reason. But now what he's talking about is the assignment he gives the candidates  (anncay ullermay)

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: December 10, 2018, 06:51:27 PM »
Kavanaugh's first day of the rest of his life? They served him up a hot meatball hero sandwich, there.

Swing and a miss. Kav goes with Ken (KenKav, dibs, Likewise KavKenaughedy) and ducks.


Is Kennedy actually going to be the moderate now? And the mentor? Glass half full?

Maybe Bart has aspirations to be something more than the piece of shit we all saw through his hearing process. If that’s the goal, have at it, though it may take a couple of decades to turn the ship around.

Glass half full.

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