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Messages - bankshot1

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Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: March 29, 2020, 09:18:35 PM »
The lieing motherfucker was too stupid to listen to his medical experts, fired the pandemic experts

and boasted like a fucking idiot that 15 CV victims would soon be 0

and then called it a hoax

and then a politcal ploy to tarnish him

and then it would just disappear in the sunshine

and praise be Jesus we could all celebrate and contaminate each other for Easter!

and now he is claiming if just 100,000 Americans die it will be a great victory.

Every time he opens his mouth he endangers us.

Damn him to hell

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Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: March 29, 2020, 09:14:43 PM »
Trump wanted to ride it like a cowboy and bust that Chinese virus like a bronco.

Who knew we had Slim Pickens as President?

YEEEEEEEHAW!





We'll meet again,

don't know where

don't know when

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Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: March 29, 2020, 12:27:52 PM »
Gov. Cuomo (NY) has become the new FDR, and that is meant as the highest compliment, with his daily updates "fire-side chats.  He has shown leadership with his truth, no bullshit, but down to earth updates to keep people informed and comforted.

history will remember him well.

Mario would be proud.

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Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: March 29, 2020, 12:13:43 PM »
Simply: the US Gov't failed to prepare and plan and protect.


Nothing we were to do in late January was stopping this thing.

It's about how it's handled now.

People are fucking dying.  It's sad as hell.  And disrupting.  And scary - in whatever way you get scared (little, lot or batshit nuts).  Many of those who get through it will need to keep talking, rehashing, etc.     Some will be total dicks.  Others will just move on.  And LIVE.

Good night.

kid you're half right, its about how we handle it now.

This is our blood sweat and tears moment. we all have to help in the ways we can to beat this fucking thing. For some that's just staying home and not helping spread this disease.

BUT you're wrong in that some pro-active leadership early on and being educated about pandemic diseases might blunted this curse early on.

Trump was ill prepared and overwhelmed by the science of the disease.

So he he called it a hoax, and a politcal ploy to make him look bad and made it a red/blue repub/dem issue.

its was a public health issue and the guy who does not believe in facts or science or sacrifice is in charge of an issue that can only be dealt with with facts and science and sacrifice and credible leadership. 

God help us and bless us.

To all Elbanese I hope you and your families are well.



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Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: March 24, 2020, 11:25:59 PM »
Banks, for you:

https://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/277764?fbclid=IwAR24OyYDA_4gTEF45DQRFXOdXeIK6FsH1GKvDXvSI5Ign2GLi-HQSa0OsWA

Thanks Josh.

But i'm hoping that the our dear leader and con man in chief who hopes to get us back to work ASAP, and have the churches over-flowing by Easter, may find it in his heart to get Birx and Tony to work overtime and conquer CV, and ease restrictions by Passover.

Although to be safe for their congregants, pastors may want to take a lesson from the Old Testament, and mark their doorposts.

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Football / Re: NFL
« on: March 24, 2020, 11:11:05 PM »
Always liked Hoyer. Once a Spartan, always a Spartan.

Or once a Patriot always a Patriot.

This is his 3rd time around.

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Football / Re: NFL
« on: March 24, 2020, 11:10:02 PM »
So banks, you all rolling with Hoyer next year?

Absolutely. He knows the lay of the land and comes on the cheap.

I'm pretty sure BB went after him so Brady couldn't bring him to Tampa Bay.


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Football / Re: NFL
« on: March 17, 2020, 11:20:40 AM »
I was priviledged to watch the best that ever was, at arguably the most demanding position in sport, for two decades.

How do you adequately thank the guy who brought you fun and so much excitement, so much joy, and so many championships.

He made my live better.

It sounds dumb but its true.

So thanks Tom you were special and you will be missed.

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Baseball / Re: American League
« on: March 15, 2020, 12:06:10 PM »
Thanks China.

MLB Commish Manfred was informed the source of Coronavirus  was Chinese bats.

I heard he will issue an executive order that only American bats made in the U-S-A will be authorized for official MLB baseball.

FUCK CHINESE BATS!


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Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: March 06, 2020, 10:38:40 AM »
Listening to Trump give flawed and politically motivated medical/public health information from his gut made me sick.

The guy proves every day how fucking inept and dangerous he is.

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Basketball / Re: NO MERCY 🐶
« on: March 03, 2020, 03:30:27 PM »

I donít watch HBO, but the showís title seems made for my doggie. He was a little too nasty with the Kamster: the poor thing is too traumatized with Kanter, KP, K Trier, ... you name it.

I invented him; I can do what I want with him.

My doggie has NO MERCY 👹

PS. Iím very happy we have Mitch and Barrett.

Bank, of course fandom is not to be taken seriously, was just kidding. But your Cís allegiance still stinks 😉

A (Leon) Rose smells just as sweet.

And as The Beach Boys, IIRC a band out of the Bronx, once sang, "gotta be true to your school".

Speaking of fans who take this shit way too seriously, what's up with Spike? Is he pushing Do the Right Thing 2? Was he mad at single white Rose Dolan gave Knick fans yesterday?  My two scents it looked and smelled like a manufactured publicity stunt.

I'm glad Carl Funkhouser (RIP) was spared the additional pain.


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Basketball / Re: Hey Bank
« on: March 03, 2020, 10:07:46 AM »
Not gloating, but we beat the f'in Rockets!!!

Well ... actually GLOATING. Being the poor Knicks you gotta understand 😊

Carlos enjoy your gloat.


You watch HBO's Curb your enhusiasm?

thought of you guys after watching last night's episode

Thanks Bank, never thought Iíd enjoy bantering with a Cís fan. Alas thereís no rivalry, so easy to be friendly now, and you seem to be a nice guy despite your unfortunate allegiance.

I donít watch HBO, but the showís title seems made for my doggie. He was a little too nasty with the Kamster: the poor thing is too traumatized with Kanter, KP, K Trier, ... you name it.


Carlos I try not to take it too seriously and find the laugh in it.

https://nypost.com/2020/03/02/larry-david-gets-his-revenge-on-the-f-king-jets-on-curb-your-enthusiasm/


On Sunday nightís episode of ďCurb Your Enthusiasm,Ē Larry David took aim at the Jets with several jokes about his beloved franchise. The episode centers around Davidís friend Carl, who kills himself because of the teamís struggles.

ďI canít take any more disappointment,Ē the suicide note read, a couple of scenes after Carl is ranting about a fictitious season-ending LeíVeon Bell injury.

ďThe Jets killed Carl ó and a little bit of the Knicks,Ē David said.


The tack on about the Knicks cracked me up.


Carl would have liked last night's game.

RIP Carl Funkhouser


GO CELTS

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Basketball / Re: Hey Bank
« on: March 02, 2020, 11:28:12 PM »
Not gloating, but we beat the f'in Rockets!!!

Well ... actually GLOATING. Being the poor Knicks you gotta understand 😊

Carlos enjoy your gloat.


You watch HBO's Curb your enhusiasm?

thought of you guys after watching last night's episode

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Basketball / Re: Celtics
« on: March 01, 2020, 12:46:39 AM »
Escaped with a good win nevertheless

No, the Cs lost because they didnít play Enes Kanter, right Kamster?

Whatís your take Bank?

Rockets played a great 2nd half, way more physical, kept the Celts off-balance particularly in the paint, and outworked the Celts.

And Westbrook went off with a monster game.

1 point loss OT loss not happy with it, but Rockets are good.

And the game was pretty entertaining.

IMO Kanter would have been lost on D. Too slow. Might have helped boarding in the 2nd half. I can see the DNP.

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Basketball / Re: Celtics
« on: February 27, 2020, 01:33:32 AM »
Celts just finished a really tough 2 weeks mostly on the road and mostly against the best of the West and went 5-2, and generally played real solid hoops.

No one wil want to play them in a 7-gamer.

And Tatum is becoming that guy-a fucking 2-way beast

Gloating, huh?

Well, Iíll have you know that the Knix may become competitive someday in the next 100 years, if they last that long.

And, most importantly, Chico knows that the Phillies won that famous trade for Fultz.

Not gloating, just happy Carlos-the Celts are playing solid 2-way unselfish hoops and are a blast to watch again.

And while I'm not a Knick fan, I do feel for you guys, I'm serious.

You guys are great hoops fans but are stuck in purgatory,

The Dolan circle of Hell, where all your shots clank off the front-rim.

I might have been tweaking Chico a little on Tatum.

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