In a global sense, Bambi,
“You’re a rude bastard”...”you should get up earlier” (and stop listening to your #1 radio host).
Mrs. Bambi sounds alright. She can come back stateside any time.
Flute and harp? Is that what you learned in Aryan band camp?
Nah, the Orange and the Green;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqs4EbU02AsThe Irish Rovers - The Orange and the Green - Sung by the late, great Jimmy Ferguson [and band]
Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen
My father he was orange and my mother she was green
Oh my father was an Ulsterman, proud Protestant was he
My mother was a Catholic girl, from County Cork was she
They were married in two churches, lived happily enough
Until the day that I was born and things got rather tough
Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen
My father he was orange and my mother she was green
Baptised by father Reilly, I was rushed away by car
To be made a little orangeman, my father's shining star
I was christened David Anthony, but still in spite of that
To my father I was William while my mother called me Pat
Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen
My father he was orange and my mother she was green
With mother every Sunday to mass I'd proudly stroll
Then after that the orange lads would try to save my soul
For both sides tried to claim me, but I was smart because
I played the flute or played the harp, depending where I wasetc.
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An Orange lad... bambu floats gently around in the religious mix quite happily...playing the flute or the harp.
Also
Substitute 'Right' for the 'Orange' and 'Left' for the 'Green' ...same deal.
Floatly gently around, friends on both sides of the religious, racial, and political divides...too busy eating the cake and drinking the Coke to "bash everyone in sight"...or "bash" anyone.
Should be interesting later this year when real live Americans come to visit and stay with bambu and friends, eh?
