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Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 03, 2018, 02:19:20 PM »
Point is that we can relate to drinking to excess. Especially as young ones.

Do we let young drivers who drive off a bridge and panic get away with it? Well if they are white, and rich and well connected they won't go to jail. But who ever let Teddy off the hook? Certainly not the right.

Do we let young drunks that botch liquor store hold ups off the hook? If BK had tried to hold up a liquor store and was arrested for the same, would he be even looking at a SCOTUS robe?

We all know (at least of) people who did stupid things while drunk in high school and college whose lives were forever not the same. Not

OOH , Presidential Alert!

Fitting, somehow.... The mouth is about to blow!

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 03, 2018, 11:29:24 AM »
Did you drink beer in high school? I did.

When you drank beer in high school, did you throw up?

I did.

There was the time I hung my head out the window and threw up all over my buddy's car.

He was unpleased with me.

I threw up at my high school graduation party (I graduated on my 18th birthday). My friend's father came out and gave me a shot of Angostura Bitters. Lesson learned.

I threw up all over myself on the Paris Metro once. (That might have been the last time I threw up from drink.)

I hated throwing up. I monopolized the bathroom at one party. Hugging the porcelain bus.

I learned pretty quickly how NOT to throw up. (Albeit, with a few "accidents," like Paris.)

If you threw up more than a few times, you don't have a drinking problem. You have a paucity of brains problem. You have a "I drink to excess because I don't want people to know I'm gay!" kind of problem.

I can always tell when someone was a binge drinker in college. All you need to do is mention the word tequila, if they go green around the gills, you know that it was because of tequila nights in college. Those people learned to stay away from that which made them throw up.

But not Brett. He just kept drinking and drinking and Ralphing and boufing and drinking some more. And he couldn't understand why he couldn't get laid. And he couldn't understand why it didn't bother him more. His celibacy was more akin to illiteracy. His acts of sexual violence were more designed to give cover in front of his friends so they wouldn't know he's a pooftah.

That's why he came out so mad and so tuff. And why his wife was over there saying "Yeah, RIGHT!" to herself. She knows...

Not saying that he shouldn't be on SCOTUS because he's gay. Saying that he should not be on SCOTUS because he is lying to the world and he is over compensating for what he still feels is his failure.

(AKA, Sigmund Fraud)

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 02, 2018, 11:04:17 PM »
They should go after the sister.
 The ex Judge.

They could get her to flip. That punk brother of hers! He made them sell Daddy's legacy. He HELPED Daddy do all those things that daddy did. He was a bad influence on Daddy.

She'd flip on the dime she just dropped on her sleazy little brother. The one who let her older brother die in the mud at 42. (Didn't even have the courtesy to take him fishing in Tahoe!)

Robert is holding her back, he and the other one will need protection too. No jail for Donald! Protection from the Ruskies, absolute.

One other thing. Donald. The Art of The Deal.

(His sister should make the deal) Have you ever heard of a salesman treating the prospect like a piece of shit? Ever? In any convoluted deal plot? Sales Scam? They don't even write fiction like that because it is just too stupid an idea and even French Waiters in French Restaurants know it! Donald Trump kisses everybody's ass. Kissing ass is what he does. He's a salesman. He is constantly selling. Except that he is not selling ANYTHING to the Democrats.

He's not even trying to. You can tell because he hasn't kissed their ass. Not even a little. (Except for that one time when he got mixed up and thought he was a Democrat again for a whole afternoon.)

One more one more thing:

The reporter that Trumps thought was Melania for a second. "I know you're not thinking. You never do." The perfect comeback would be for her to have said "That sounds like a personal problem, Mr. President, please, leave me out."

Comedy / Re: Comedy
« on: October 02, 2018, 08:25:14 PM »
Tough room...

Anyway, this one isn't fleshed out, but

I have an idea for a college particularly designed for the millennial student with the millennial mindset. Y U, And leave out the Owe (because it's cash up front! And daddy/mommy is filthy rich.)

Y U. Why you? Why does everything bad always happen to you? This is a school dedicated to finding out who you are and then preparing you for that future. YOUR Future, your futures! Because in 10 years, you're going to come back for our advanced degree that re-examines everything and finds who you have become. And prepares you to be accelerated towards that future you have matured to understand. Advanced degrees and advanced technologies will help. Y U,  Don't settle for, "Why not You?" Come to the place that is all about that one thing. And what is that one thing? Why, YOU. Of course.

That's a solid business Idea if I ever heard one!

We have perfected the form from Psychology to Psuchology! From understanding, to controlling ourselves and our destinies.

That's YU.

Also, we're very selective, So you are going to have to show us, "Why you?"

YU, You University.

Psuch ology, the study of what makes you Psuch special. 

I think they used to call it "Charm School" and then the less charmless (and yet more charmless at the same time) "Finishing" Like she was a piece of wooden furniture. (we prolly won't use that in the brochure)

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 02, 2018, 08:04:18 PM »
Looks good on a wiki page.

Then you remember what a wiki page is...

If I had a case in front of her back then I'd be appealing on cause.

If the judge was in the process of felonious actions at the time she was sitting on my case, There is a great argument to be made that she was taking her guilt out on me. That's not justice, that's ... that's... popped by pop psychology.

Would it be worth it? If you were young and aggressive, would you go after a case like that? (Regardless of which side you are currently on. A client is a client, and that might be a big client that can make a career or at least put it on a faster track.)

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 02, 2018, 07:52:54 PM »

Meanwhile, in Trumpland, we have another bit from the Liar in Chief to try to downplay his stupid remark to the reporter.

And the NYT found inappropriate dealings and likely fraud in Trump's handling of his father's estate.

It truly is amazing what over 100,000 pages of documentation can tell a person!

Is his sister still a judge? How can there not be disbarment hearings wheels turning right now?


Science and Religion / Re: Science and Religion
« on: October 02, 2018, 03:47:29 PM »

Thank you very much.
You're welcome very much as well.


Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: October 02, 2018, 03:42:42 PM »
Hello everybody (oily and otherwise)

There probably isn't anything about Kavanaugh that I could say that others haven't said. I will say that if the Republicans do appoint him, well that's fine with me.

Not that I want him there but that I want the fucking Congress to do their fucking job and make laws that don't run afoul of the Constitution. A law of the land that says "A woman has the right to choose what to do with the fetus in her body up until the fetus decides it is time to leave it." PERIOD!

"No corporation or other business entity shall use domestic resources without full and fair compensation to ALL those who have been affected by said usage." You make acid rain? You pay for it! PERIOD.

Make laws. Make them Constitutional Amendments (yes, that is a tall hill to climb. You don't want to climb it, go do something else! We're trying to run a country into the 23rd century here.) and bypass the Supreme court altogether. Supreme court says "It's Unconstitutional!" say fine, then fix the law and make it Constitutional, or change the Constitution to make it reflective of the will of the people!

But that's just me saying Hello.

Brett K is the grown up version of Robert Chambers, the Preppy Murderer. He is the product of the worst eras in American History (the 1980s) "The 'ME' generation" writ LARGE! Complete with Alex Keaton wannabees. Reagan Republicans running rampantlessly! Guys like him have always made me want to puke.

Oh and let us not forget that after the appointment, we found out that Clancy Thomas was INDEED a porn hound, and yet he lied in his testimony that he was not at all familiar with porn (which was false on the face of it given that he was in legal circles as the porn industry was being transformed and scrutinized by politicians and the judiciary.

Nice seein you all.

I'm in a different head these days, and As far as I'm concerned, bygones be bygones.


Creative Writing / Re: M-I-C-K-E-Y MOUSE!
« on: October 02, 2018, 03:23:25 PM »
I figure its ok if eyeballs don't come. They see It'z ME! If they aren't interested c'est la ok.

I don't know how I made a thread. I didn't know why it was asking for a title.

For right now, yes. I am living alone on a beach. Getting ready to get ready to head back into polite society... Not looking forward to it.

OH, sorry about that, the site is Uther dash Pendraggin DOTpixels dotcom]] Uther dash Pendraggin DOTpixels dotcom

Maybe I'd sell more if I could remember the address.

I do appreciate your trying to reach the website.

Alright, well I have to get back to working here. I'll pop in over there. I don't much follow the news much. I am without TeeVee except for Roku and netflix. The Roku channel has a bunch of the old shows and I do enjoy watching the pilots for shows like The Addams Family, The Beverly Hillbillies, 3rd Rock, and last night I watched both pilots of Lost In Space. They were fairly serious SF to start out with (albeit sexist as ALL HELL!) And the first pilot was not involving the robot or the Dr. Smith character. The Jupiter II ran into a bunch of tinfoil asteroids and that was the end of them. But the space ship was a self correcting organism so the family was ok while the ship healed itself but woke them up some 3 plus years later...

Jet pack flying!

The show then goes off the rails as the family is investigating an underground structure and the sound is off track and the Will and Penny wind up trapped behind a door  but  Don and Judy find them, but forget to hold the door so they're all trapped... There were production meetings...

Then there was the reboot with the Dr. Smith sabotage...

I do like watching the old pilots. After that they can keep them.... But I don't get involved in the politics much. It's kind of like the second half of the first LIS pilot, it makes less sense the more I look at it.

Dredpiraterobts (DPR)
Prolly others

Creative Writing / Re: M-I-C-K-E-Y MOUSE!
« on: September 27, 2018, 10:13:54 PM »
Hey, it's not my fault!

Nobody says "hello."?

Anyway, I don't know if it's been said elsewhere. but the image that keeps going through my mind is Robert Chambers. "Rough Sex" "Preppy Murder" Private school. Law & Order episodes of white guys who have rape clubs and there was the one ABOUT the preppy murder...

And now one of this sort of punk is going to be on the supreme court?

After being as unsober as a non judge on the stand! He yelled, he cried... OY>> Such a man.

MIC See you next week time I post.  KEY Why? Because I LIKE you! M-o-u-s-e

Comedy / Re: Comedy
« on: September 26, 2018, 10:00:36 PM »
That's not a true story!

Know how I can tell? Because the Parrot didn't say, "Rrrrawk squeekert!"

Creative Writing / Re: M-I-C-K-E-Y MOUSE!
« on: September 26, 2018, 09:49:51 PM »
Wait, what happened? I started a new thread?

I didn't know I could do that... Awesome and something powers   ;D


Creative Writing / M-I-C-K-E-Y MOUSE!
« on: September 26, 2018, 09:48:28 PM »
Hi, Sorry to bother you, but. Hey! How's it been.

A lot has happened since last we met. I summered on the beach and it has been bliss. BLISS! My Blissters got blisters! It's way cool.

I took that picture! Thank you very much for the kind words, Josh.  I take pictures. Joost them on an artists' site where I half pretend I want to sell them. Just want people to like them. But I'm half working on a money making idea. (Or 20)

Grew my hair out long, lost a bunch of weight , Live alone, On the beach. I have a hell of a tan. Right about now it has had some "fucking cold" days (days that require extra layer clothing) but I can't complain.

Anyway, good to see ya' I say bygones be bygones. PLAU is my motto. I have a different character that I play over there. It's an entertainment form, wherein there is a "reality show" that stars, well look at that you! I believe and feel 100% as I say there. And the voice is 100% mine. But it is a different kind of voice. I like that guy. His name is Uther.

His name is Uther because he is the father of the website which is the website where I keep my book and idea and blah blah blah. Uther Pendraggin
Check my picture site is a nice guy. He has to practice good etiquette /netiquette and be complimentary and find the good. It's a nice change.

I invited them all over here. They don't get to talk politics or religion, or dirt, or snark, and a blowjob is right out of the fucking question! I don't know if they came by or not.  I'm still disliked. I have some good friends as well but, even a nice guy has to take it to the hoop once in a while. Also very clique lique.

So why Did I come here today?

I was writing an idea and figured I could get it down here.

Eventually, the states will have sold the naming rights to a highest bidder. Among those bidders will be Russian Oligarchs, Multinational corporations and political parties looking to consolidate power. Of course, no combination could be termed "Unholy Alliance," given that there is no other type given the circumstances.

The Constitution will have to be rewritten, of course. See? That's what FDR did right. He changed things for a long time he did. Nearly changed everything! For keeps. The Constitution itself needs to be made to understand that just because ExxAramocompanyPutiniska owns the debt of 7 states, and has consolidated operations, eliminating redundancies and showing net, TAX FREE earnings along with transferrable Capital losses. Doesn't mean that those states both shouldn't and should be classified as one. We still have 14 Senators. But we're only billing as one entity.

Shit, the more I write about it, the more it makes sense.

What would cause us to take such drastic measures? Stuff. We're going to want more stuff. Stuff costs money. Good stuff costs a lot more, at least up front. The way things are these days, you're nearly just as well off not buying the best quality. It's going to wear out anyway and by the same time they will have come out with new stuff anyway, so you were going to be throwing stuff away soon anyway.  Stuff costs money.

States are a good investment! How the fuck can you lose money being the government? It is the surest money on the planet! Yet when mixed with the capitalist economic system, we have managed to make a country that cannot support itself. And all on the idea that if the people had their money, they'd make better choices with their money than the government does. Why do they want people to have more money? Because they know for a FACT that Americans in general will NOT make better decisions with their money, but conversely, will make poor decisions. Such that that money ill accrue to those few who have to suffer by with all of our money now.

"It's a death trap It's a suicide rap..."

With a bit of solid management and consolidating and fixing the leaks in the system, ALL the leaks, not just the ones that take from the poor. I mean, take from the poor, sure, don't stop doing that, but take from the dumb bastards that think they're "rich" with their hundred of million dollars. And if you are a corporation that isn't in the buying group... Well there's retail, there's wholesale, there's buyers club, and then, way down here? This is the insider's price. Every state will run at a profit. And consolidation is the natural consequence. I'd be alright with a New England Plus New York combo. Of course, we'll need New Jersey too. Pennsylvania ought to join as well but you know they're going to be courted heavily by the Ohioans.

I'm not saying it's good or it's bad Or that it is inevitable. Or preventable. One day it might just be a backstory.

Gotta hop. Good seeing y'all.

UPD (Yup, It'z ME!)

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: August 27, 2018, 11:30:32 PM »
I really didn't like Post loss John McCain.

I don't particularly blame him. Al Gore and others have crawled away into their cave to cry and grow a beard after they lost a bitterly fought effort to win. John McCain didn't have that luxury.

He had to deal with it in public and he did so by becoming the worst of the right wing partisans.

I don't blame him, given the way the comics were all over him on the age thing. It was tired before Mc Cain was. And the country was all about Barack. We were going to make history. And Dubya had made a royal mess out of everything! So the chance of Mc Cain getting elected was miniscule to start with, That's why the R's backed away and let him have the nom. Hot potato!

But he had the turn, the twist in the final act before the curtain came down.

But before the election, he was a favorite uncle. He was on The Daily Show as their most frequent guest (of there about) his rapport with Jon Stewart was inspiring.

Overall, I liked John McCain. Even when we disagreed. Even when I didn't like him (there was a time when I REALLY didn't like him. I felt betrayed by him.)

When he told that woman "No No No, he's a good man! We just see things differently, but he loves his country." (or words to that effect.) That reasonable guy who looked hatred in the eye and knew that it was really just fear. Fear that had been whipped up in his own service by the people he served shoulder to shoulder with. He knew it was bad.

Godspeed, John McCain.

Trump Administration / Re: Trump Administration
« on: August 07, 2018, 11:32:59 AM »
I was just saying "hello" to NYKnicks12, I really didn't need it critiqued. Thanks anyway.

As to your dystopian view of the Democratic party. Thanks anyway. False equivalencies are the norm in today's discourse.

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