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Basketball / Re: Knicks
« on: February 01, 2021, 09:21:41 PM »
Of course he does you nit...anyone can grab them.

Elf's minutes are shrinking faster than Giulani's little chubby after Sascha Baron Cohen barged into the room.

Down to a new-low pro-rated 16, Thibs doesn't suffer from your IQ problem.

(as I typed that White blew by Elf like Elf was taking his ticket at the Loews multiplex)

BTW, where's my m'fn per?

*** that markkanen fellow seems to have gotten his game back ...

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Basketball / rofl.....
« on: February 01, 2021, 04:12:04 PM »
Elfrid - clearly the .570 level from last year was an outlier if you look at his career.....

....... And at this year's level you cant just foul him late in the game and get away with it.

Outlier, lol...he has played six full seasons.

Half of them have FT%s in the fifties.

That ain't no outlier, son, that's half.

As for late game fouls, you don't even have to check that mf'er..just stare at him from around 10 feet away as you hang out near the paint waiting to help out on Randle or Barrett

Now where's my daily PER, boy.....

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Basketball / Re: Knicks
« on: February 01, 2021, 11:11:14 AM »

BULLSHIT.  Passionate, funny bullshit, but bullshit nevertheless.

As per your COMPELLING ASSERTION that Knicks fans are unerring in their discernment of chicken salad and chicken shit, and that their boo birds are touched by God?

More BULLSHIT. 

I have a vivid and rather unpleasant memory of Bill Cartwright returning from a broken foot, and straightaway breaking it again, sitting on the bench, tears streaming across his face, as the boobirds contempt and disdained rained down upon him.  An enduring disgrace. 

So, while I rather fancy Dawg as a blogger, methinks I will stick with Tom Thibodeau as the coach.

Alright, alright, they don't ALWAYS GET IT RIGHT

but when they do..lol

I remember I took a good friend to her first Knick (and NBA) game ever.

Time comes for National Anthem. Some famous awful singer, I think it might have been Michael Bolton, mangled it...the howl was TREMENDOUS.

She was like...wow...tough crowd.


*** where's my gotdamn Point Guard PER, it's almost noon!

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Basketball / Re: Sitcking With The Nit Picker
« on: February 01, 2021, 10:53:26 AM »

In case no one has noticed, with the first unit, Elfrid fits well with both RJ and Julius, and it is interesting that the ball is often in THEIR HANDS, in terms of setting up the offense.

Patience

We've noticed that Elf's role has effectively been reduced to doing almost nothing and bricking the occasional three pointer. That's good. Cuts down on turnovers, lol. Now imagine when that nothing is replaced by somebody who can, say, shoot a little bit...

open up the floor and let the sun shine in

Anyway, I wish him nothing but the best on his slow train to Istanbul and pray for his sake that the new Covid variant keeps MSG empty of fans through May.

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Basketball / Re: They call our coach Mr. Thibs
« on: February 01, 2021, 10:00:22 AM »

Reg and Elf are more consistent on both ends.
And then Quix would have to guard starting PG's.


Lmao..you are confusing consistency with consistent AWFULNESS
and well-overstating Elf's defensive...er...prowess.

** Clyde was talking about it last night...Elf is so m'fn lucky there are no fans at MSG..would be a howling maelstrom, NY fans know hoops and ELF ain't anything resembling it.


*SPEAKING OF WHICH....where is the promised nightly POINT GUARD PER from rancid orange butternut licker????? Clue for his overdue reveal: Elf just about sank into single digits, down with DJ

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Basketball / Re: Knicks
« on: January 29, 2021, 11:01:52 PM »
Why would the Knix be interested in Rose?

No reason whatsoever
 
Quote
What would NYK give up for Rose?

ELFRID!

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Basketball / turrible...just turrible
« on: January 29, 2021, 10:07:29 PM »
If Elfrid Payton starts another NBA game after the first 6 minutes of each half tonight it will be a ....

crime against humanity


* the team had FIVE points when he checked out in the first at 4"47!
** a FOURTEEN point lead was down to FIVE when he checked out in the third at 5"31!

Even Thibs' eyeballs will start to bleed soon....

*** btw, when is orange sperm guzzler gonna post those PG pers again? a promise is a promise! nightly means nightly!

*** the Nets score 147 in regulation W/O Durant!!! Yow!!

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Basketball / Re: Knicks
« on: January 26, 2021, 10:47:57 PM »
We offer NOTHING for Rose

*** been there, done that, no thanks

**** Well if Elf is part of the deal we are ALL OVER IT

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Basketball / Re: Knicks
« on: January 25, 2021, 11:53:24 AM »
Well Bo can think what he likes about Burks, but the funny part is his continued insistence that Thibs values Bulloxks more...all while Thibs has given more minutes to Burks..

EVERY SINGLE GAME, PRE AND POST INJURY

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Basketball / Re: Knicks
« on: January 25, 2021, 10:16:17 AM »
Not playing DSjr INCREASES his trade value. Harder to tell that he's an instant 10 point deficit if he never gets in a game.


*** his current trade value = one pack of Watermelon Now & Laters.

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Basketball / Re: Knicks
« on: January 25, 2021, 09:12:16 AM »
lol, you cannot get more eaten alive than Elf was ingested by Dame.
No worries about Quick guarding those types. No downside compared to the current.
There is no benefit to keeping this starting unit together.
The density on O with Elf suffocating things is like, black hole dense, IQ & Burks are instant open uppers. RJB will prob demand a trade by Feb if it doesn't change.
It will change soon enough, no worries Kam.

3-11. 28%. That Quick bad streak is BETTER THAN ELF'S SEASON AVERAGE, lol. Actually, its his lifetime career average.

(Elf is so lucky there are no fans at MSG. The howling would be deafening).

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Basketball / Re: Knicks
« on: January 20, 2021, 07:26:49 PM »
Kyrie back.
Nets open game 10 for 10 from field.
Every bucket a highlight.
Need some work on defense, but....OOF

** then they miss next ten..lol
*** WE Got BurkS and maybe Frankie coming back tomorrow.....BRING THE SHOOTERS!

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Basketball / Re: Knicks
« on: January 20, 2021, 11:07:06 AM »
Watching everybody show up at the inaug — masked, spaced, so easy, so simple — really puts into stark relief Trump's criminal failure. With minimal competency an easy 250,000 additional Americans would still be alive...  ..well, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER for leadership in a pandemic!


*** and gotta give a shout to Cuomo & de Blasio, despite their sniping & backbiting & faux pas, the message, leadership, and health resources for NYS and NYC folks has largely been on point, and saved a ton of lives here.

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Basketball / Re: Knicks
« on: January 19, 2021, 08:16:44 PM »
i already told you the damn price!

No, Steve Mills did not get hired as Wiz GM

*** folks acting like we're gonna get Bradley Beal for Dennis Smith Jr. and three Giuliani poots. The cost is 6-7 picks & swaps plus at least one real live genuine player at least 60% as good as Beal.

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Basketball / Re: Knicks
« on: January 19, 2021, 07:36:30 PM »
lmao...no Beal team has even hit 50...

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