Through every bad slant and contortion
And pronouncement lacking all reason
Grows a picture of Kiid’s utter confusion
He even hyped Adam Morrison
Did that guy even last one season?
I reckon we should cut Saint Crude some slack
After all
Jordan Hill
Was technically....black.
He will not go down without a fight
Though Jimmer is peripherally...white
Toting that bilge
And grifting that sail
Advancing the theory that
These wash outs didn't fail
And so the HEH Humper
Comes And Goes
Speaking of Michelangelo
When naught but the foolhardy
Seek to engage
His provocations
Upon this page
But hark
Do I take the bait
Offering succor to
This Trumpian Naif
Not unlike some Spayed Marian
He defines the contraian
Impulse in us all
And though we gnash and aimlessly hurumph
At his giddy fashioning of junk
We are yet transfixed by this lunk
Thus doth Saint Crude vocuhsafe his bunk
To scheme the impossible dream....