As December 15 beckons, the blogosphere is awash with reports that....
WAIT FOR IT
The Knicks have interest in Ben Simmons
[Cough]
Assuming BoD & Facil, our reigning Trader Vics have family commitments, and that Kiid is too busy sucking Laura Ingram's dick....just for giggles....
Kemba Walker
Evan Fournier
Kevin Knox
Charlotte's 2022 #1 Pick [presently does not convey to Knicks given Hornets pick inside top 18]
Dallas' 2023 #1 Pick [conveyance based on TOP 10 protection]
New York's 2024 #1 pick
Some Second Rounders
Doubt this would get it done...not sure if Knicks are TRULY interested, though Simmons being an asshole notwithstanding, he is an asshole who plays top tier Defense and can lead the break...
Anyway...On WEDNESDAY, the 15th, trades can take place.
Blogosphere rumors would hold that the likes of Buddy Hield, Marvin Bagley, Myles Turner and Sabonis The Younger are up for grabs.
Given that we are in a stretch where the team is struggling, and Senor Carlos is willing to shit can Thibs in favor of a bowl of Cream Of Wheat, well....
LET THE MASTURBATION BEGIN