Dear Kam(s)ter and Prez and all other people who beat dead horses,
Please. Stop.
It’s inhumane!
Now, far be it from me to defend horses. I think they’re total jerks and probably deserve to be beaten to death, but no creature deserves to be beaten after death.
That horse is clearly not moving so why do you insist on continuing to take a bat after it?
I don’t understand your passion in sending the horse to the afterlife without a bone left intact. It’s just not right. Please stop trying to re-kill it, it’s already dead! You’re like a vulture, but instead of eating the corpse, you just keep beating it with a bat. Do you enjoy the squishing noises that spring up from every thwack? Are you trying to kill the flies that keep landing on it? What is going on in your head?!
This horse is no more! It is an ex-horse!
Please, I’m begging you, just step away from the ex-horse.