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Voting closed: June 13, 2022, 11:38:11 PM


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lesterluv

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« Reply #11340 on: March 03, 2020, 09:51:51 AM »

we post stats on KP's historic game (like no nba player ever done before game)

but coulda posted any of the previous...dude been busting it out, night after night

back into your hole, you...


••• the day Kam becomes arbitrer of "who is a Knick fan" is the day the sun rises in the West, the moon falls from the sky, and Pat Cummings steps out from his grave to play power forward next to Mitch without changing out of his coffin clothes
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Re: Hey Bank
« Reply #11341 on: March 03, 2020, 10:07:46 AM »

Not gloating, but we beat the f'in Rockets!!!

Well ... actually GLOATING. Being the poor Knicks you gotta understand 😊

Carlos enjoy your gloat.


You watch HBO's Curb your enhusiasm?

thought of you guys after watching last night's episode

Thanks Bank, never thought I’d enjoy bantering with a C’s fan. Alas there’s no rivalry, so easy to be friendly now, and you seem to be a nice guy despite your unfortunate allegiance.

I don’t watch HBO, but the show’s title seems made for my doggie. He was a little too nasty with the Kamster: the poor thing is too traumatized with Kanter, KP, K Trier, ... you name it.


Carlos I try not to take it too seriously and find the laugh in it.

https://nypost.com/2020/03/02/larry-david-gets-his-revenge-on-the-f-king-jets-on-curb-your-enthusiasm/


On Sunday night’s episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” Larry David took aim at the Jets with several jokes about his beloved franchise. The episode centers around David’s friend Carl, who kills himself because of the team’s struggles.

“I can’t take any more disappointment,” the suicide note read, a couple of scenes after Carl is ranting about a fictitious season-ending Le’Veon Bell injury.

“The Jets killed Carl — and a little bit of the Knicks,” David said.


The tack on about the Knicks cracked me up.


Carl would have liked last night's game.

RIP Carl Funkhouser


GO CELTS
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Re: It's only fair
« Reply #11342 on: March 03, 2020, 10:42:10 AM »

You post stats on KP's one decent game but then stay silent (HYPOCRITES) when the next game he posts ZEROES across the board.  Knix didn't wanna pay max dollars max years for a stretch C who can't play a full season anymore.

Meanwhile we have our own pretty good young C but you guys never tout him.  You're not real Knicks fans.

Losing it.

Pity
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« Reply #11343 on: March 03, 2020, 10:54:41 AM »


BTW: How many other players in NBA history have recorded 35+ points, 5+ threes, 5 or more blocks besides KP? (forget the boards and dimes, don't need 'em, can ya say unicorn?)


RJ Barrett becomes the second-youngest player (19 years, 262 days) in NBA history to tally at least 25 points, 5 boards, 5 assists and 3 made treys in a single game.

#Knicksfan
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Re: Hamster Snout Pokes Through Surface Emits Swamp Gas Bubble
« Reply #11344 on: March 03, 2020, 10:56:09 AM »

we post stats on KP's historic game (like no nba player ever done before game)


Post the Knicks Dummy!
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Re: It's only fair
« Reply #11345 on: March 03, 2020, 10:58:15 AM »

You post stats on KP's one decent game but then stay silent (HYPOCRITES) when the next game he posts ZEROES across the board.  Knix didn't wanna pay max dollars max years for a stretch C who can't play a full season anymore.

Meanwhile we have our own pretty good young C but you guys never tout him.  You're not real Knicks fans.

Losing it.

Pity


Nobody asked you. You don't post about the knicks either.  Go join the Mavs circle-jerk.
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« Reply #11346 on: March 03, 2020, 11:32:03 AM »


I don’t watch HBO, but the show’s title seems made for my doggie. He was a little too nasty with the Kamster: the poor thing is too traumatized with Kanter, KP, K Trier, ... you name it.

I invented him; I can do what I want with him.

My doggie has NO MERCY 👹

PS. I’m very happy we have Mitch and Barrett.

Bank, of course fandom is not to be taken seriously, was just kidding. But your C’s allegiance still stinks 😉
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Re: It's only fair
« Reply #11347 on: March 03, 2020, 11:40:54 AM »

You post stats on KP's one decent game but then stay silent (HYPOCRITES) when the next game he posts ZEROES across the board.  Knix didn't wanna pay max dollars max years for a stretch C who can't play a full season anymore.

Meanwhile we have our own pretty good young C but you guys never tout him.  You're not real Knicks fans.

Losing it.

Pity


Nobody asked you. You don't post about the knicks either.  Go join the Mavs circle-jerk.

Like I suggested.

LOSING IT.

A terminal.nose bleed lecturing his elders, many of whom have been Knicks enthusiasts through thin and thinner, going back to the old Garden on 8th Avenue, when the The Prophet Kamster was just a patch of semen on the community bed post.

Angry little motherfucker, sniffing his own farts and proclaiming them to be Lanvin #5.   
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Re: Knicks
« Reply #11348 on: March 03, 2020, 12:03:12 PM »

Jesus Kam, don't lose your fucking sense of humor about this shit.
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Re: Knicks
« Reply #11349 on: March 03, 2020, 12:05:21 PM »

By the way, new Knicks president and a big win over Houston!

What could go wrong?

Oh, here's an article about Dolan pissing off Spike Lee who says he's staying away from Knicks home games for the rest of the year.
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/28829234/spike-lee-done-watching-knicks-msg-season

Gotta love this organization! They're creative!
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Re: Knicks
« Reply #11350 on: March 03, 2020, 01:47:04 PM »

This is so hilarious. The new "brand manager" really is to image what Fiz was to coaching. Spectacular. LOLKnicks all the way...
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Re: It's only fair
« Reply #11351 on: March 03, 2020, 01:49:57 PM »

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Re: Knicks
« Reply #11352 on: March 03, 2020, 01:50:16 PM »

Fuck spike Lee.
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Re: Knicks
« Reply #11353 on: March 03, 2020, 02:04:57 PM »

Fuck spike Lee.

Your tastes grow more surprising by the day. Suit yourself, but probably get consent first.
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« Reply #11354 on: March 03, 2020, 02:08:18 PM »

if kiid wants to get up in it, let him ;D

Great win, first game of new era/team prez and the story is Knicks alienating long time supporter and NYC icon. The guy hired to improve Dolan/Knicks image among players & fans achieves precisely opposite of what he was hired to do.

Only at Madison Square Garden.


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