I translated Kid for Chico, given Kiid's love for all things Latinx and the Spanish language.
Shouda thunk about it, and pick another translation.
Maybe Nene? It can imply some silliness on the part of the subject, so it may be adequate.
Or Chamaco? Mostly used in Mexico, and we all know that's D. Pandemic Trump's and therefore kiid's favorite country (after Russia, obviously).
Chico Cartero? Nene Cartero? Chamaco Cartero?... hmmmmm
PS. Chip, I think Ann Coulter is no longer a Trumptin supporter, no idea why not. Maybe Nene Cartero knows.