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Who will win Game 5 of the NBA Finals?

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Voting closed: June 13, 2022, 11:38:11 PM


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Re: WhatTheActualFuck????
« Reply #25695 on: December 12, 2022, 06:57:17 PM »

Hopefully, a teachable moment for Thibs and the Knicks to take Julius aside, smile, put an arm around his massive shoulders, and say, "God Knows, we love you, YOU THE MAN, but...WhatTheActualFUCK, big guy."

You honestly believe he's teachable?

I would not trust him in a game 7, a game 3, a game 1. I would not trust him with a fox, in a box, in a train, in the rain, in a house, with a mouse, thank you thank you Sam I am I do not trust that goofy man.

All any opposing coach needs to do is send in a 12th man to whisper in the Julius ear: Sabonis told me your wife's coochie taste just like Honey Nut Cheerios.

Boom Bang Gone

I'm glad he's playing well so we can offload him and his eggshell noggin as fast as possible.

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Re: WhatTheActualFuck????
« Reply #25696 on: December 12, 2022, 06:57:44 PM »

Oh, my bad - just catching up.  Randle ws ejected?

Even funnier.

Are you slow-witted? No one is saying Julius isn't balling.

Didn't you always tell folks that they "should watch the game" before dismissing their views?

Funny.

Anyhow, if you saw his tantrum, your response might have been less dumb.

Befuddling. 

Julius playing and behaving on and off the court like a leader. 

TEAM MEETING

The Manner In Which His Game Has Evolved: Less pounding the rock; less turnovers; less spin moves into the triple team; more hard-strong moves to the rack; improved shooting in the near field and midrange; dialing in his three as a defensible threat; strong rebounding and passing. 

A MORE POSITIVE ON COURT ATTITUDE. 

All positives, all impacting team game, team coherence, ball movement team D. 

A Smile On His Face, Suporting His TeamMates. 

All POSITIVES. 

And then he completely loses his lunch in an on court tantrum, when he is on course to score 40-50 and crush Sabonis and the Kings. 

NO EXCUSES. 

Hopefully, a teachable moment for Thibs and the Knicks to take Julius aside, smile, put an arm around his massive shoulders, and say, "God Knows, we love you, YOU THE MAN, but...WhatTheActualFUCK, big guy."

Perfectly said.

(including the list of all the positive stuff he's been bringing to the team this year).

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Re: WhatTheActualFuck????
« Reply #25697 on: December 12, 2022, 06:59:56 PM »

Hopefully, a teachable moment for Thibs and the Knicks to take Julius aside, smile, put an arm around his massive shoulders, and say, "God Knows, we love you, YOU THE MAN, but...WhatTheActualFUCK, big guy."

You honestly believe he's teachable?

I would not trust him in a game 7, a game 3, a game 1. I would not trust him with a fox, in a box, in a train, in the rain, in a house, with a mouse, thank you thank you Sam I am I do not trust that goofy man.

All any opposing coach needs to do is send in a 12th man to whisper in the Julius ear: Sabonis told me your wife's coochie taste just like Honey Nut Cheerios.

Boom Bang Gone

I'm glad he's playing well so we can offload him and his eggshell noggin as fast as possible.

Disagree but....

pretty fucking funny.
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« Reply #25698 on: December 12, 2022, 07:05:32 PM »

Hopefully, a teachable moment for Thibs and the Knicks to take Julius aside, smile, put an arm around his massive shoulders, and say, "God Knows, we love you, YOU THE MAN, but...WhatTheActualFUCK, big guy."

You honestly believe he's teachable?

I would not trust him in a game 7, a game 3, a game 1. I would not trust him with a fox, in a box, in a train, in the rain, in a house, with a mouse, thank you thank you Sam I am I do not trust that goofy man.

All any opposing coach needs to do is send in a 12th man to whisper in the Julius ear: Sabonis told me your wife's coochie taste just like Honey Nut Cheerios.

Boom Bang Gone

I'm glad he's playing well so we can offload him and his eggshell noggin as fast as possible.

Disagree but....

pretty fucking funny.

True Dat.

Did you pick up on the Dr. Seuss reference? 

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« Reply #25699 on: December 12, 2022, 07:07:54 PM »

https://nbadraftroom.com/p/2023-nba-mock-draft/

Season Ending Surgery

A Tim Duncan Draft Lottery Moment For The Pistons? 
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Re: WhatTheActualFuck????
« Reply #25700 on: December 12, 2022, 08:09:28 PM »


Disagree but....


I'm not even sure I fully agree, but c'mon Julius, you're having probably the best game of your whole f'ing career and you can't keep from sabotaging yourself...jeez.
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Re: Aileen Cannon Gets A Judicial Spanking
« Reply #25701 on: December 12, 2022, 08:17:01 PM »



Oh NOOOOOOOO!!!!

That Cannon is Chamacos favorite judge.

Also, the one who was gonna get him out of jail.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Re: WhatTheActualFuck????
« Reply #25702 on: December 12, 2022, 09:23:23 PM »


Disagree but....


I'm not even sure I fully agree, but c'mon Julius, you're having probably the best game of your whole f'ing career and you can't keep from sabotaging yourself...jeez.

Yup

Mutton Head

Hopefully he got this hissy fit out of his system.  Has been so positive, even, dare one say...HAPPY on so many levels, and it has been contagious. 

If Theo Pinson was still here, he'd have grabbed Julius. 

PS: It was a pretty unevenly reffed game [no reset of the clock to 14 when the ball hit the rim], and Julius was fouled pretty hard, front AND back. 

PPS: Still, the best response is not to take it out on the refs, but take it out on Sabonis & Barnes.  Nothing says eat me quite like dropping 50 on a motherfucker. 
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Rumors DeJour
« Reply #25703 on: December 13, 2022, 01:09:44 PM »

Fournier

For

Patrick Beverley
Kendrick Nunn

Has been reported as a possibility

Ending contracts

Not sure I'm buying this. 

Would tossing in one of our protected #1 picks move the needle?

Anyway, two more daze till the trading frenzy commences. 
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Re: Rumors DeJour
« Reply #25704 on: December 13, 2022, 10:50:48 PM »

Fournier

For

Patrick Beverley
Kendrick Nunn

Has been reported as a possibility

Ending contracts

Not sure I'm buying this. 

Would tossing in one of our protected #1 picks move the needle?

Anyway, two more daze till the trading frenzy commences.

So like....what we do with them if they come?

In other news, Randle has apologized for being the occasional bonehead.

Apology accepted! I like the dude.

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Re: Rumors DeJour
« Reply #25705 on: December 14, 2022, 02:45:44 AM »

Fournier

For

Patrick Beverley
Kendrick Nunn

Has been reported as a possibility

Ending contracts

Not sure I'm buying this. 

Would tossing in one of our protected #1 picks move the needle?

Anyway, two more daze till the trading frenzy commences.

So like....what we do with them if they come?

In other news, Randle has apologized for being the occasional bonehead.

Apology accepted! I like the dude.

Exactly.

If thats the return, keep Evan and Cam.  We are not a registered charity.
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Re: Knicks
« Reply #25706 on: December 14, 2022, 08:07:06 AM »

I think Beverley can affect a game to a greater extent than Deuce.  And also a better fall back starter if Jalen is injured.  That said...... Julius-Beverley would have to be on same page.  Risky.
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Curiouser & Curiouser
« Reply #25707 on: December 14, 2022, 06:29:51 PM »

Phantasy GM jerkoffs are to a man concocting One RIDICULOUS scenario after another in which the Knicks are giving away Immannuel Quickley for a bag of beans.

IQ, in his third season, is a better facilitator and rebounder, more efficient offensively.  His 3 point shooting is down, but his two point is up.  Thibs clearly trusts him.
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Re: Knicks
« Reply #25708 on: December 14, 2022, 06:55:47 PM »

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Thibs "designing" plays
« Reply #25709 on: December 14, 2022, 10:20:57 PM »

What an f-in joke at the end of regulation. Just give it to Randle, hold it for 24 seconds and then shoot.
Of course, once the Bulls saw Randle holding the ball, they knew what the "play" was. All they needed to do was make sure it was a tough shot.
Can nobody on the staff suggest a play out of a time-out?
Can Grimes save this game? Hope so, we need it.
Yeaaaaah, it is happening!
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