Chip has proclaimed my guy Kanter to be above Andrew Bynum, a comeback candidate to the league looking for a minimum deal.
Brilliant, that Chip.
Yes, let's bring an immature, selfish, creaky player, four years out of the league (sporting crappy knees when last spotted among the living), on board for the minimum deal so he can pollute the gene pool, postpone the development of Kornet and Robinson, and create a log jam to prevent Kanter from discovering his true level under Coach Fizdale.
I must confess that I did not immediately apprehend the sheer brilliance of your inspiration. Player development at its best. No wonder Scott Perry never makes a move without first consulting you.
But then, mere mortals are honored to bask in your penumbra.
Shine on...
PS: We now return to the further episodes of WET DREAMS WITH JIMMER.