I posit there is a correlation between hot climates and incidence of guano crazy.
I would like my Elba Insult Name to be one of these, if possible...
Bolshevik Bart
Rebart
Bartificial
Threadbart
Nostrabartus
Bale o' Bart Talk
The Immoral Bart
Napoleon BonaBart. Seems about right, given your need to be important.
Thanks for helping satisfy that need with your timely reply!
My craving for importance is evident from the way I post 20 times per day. No, wait, that's YOU.
Seriously, I believe every opinion here is important when it reflects a good faith attempt to find some truth.