When you put bully, thief, pervert, and lazy know nothing together you have all the makings of a staunch conservative anywhere in the world.
ScoMo is far too nice, caring, generous of thought and action...that's his problem.
He should now take the rest of the week off, sleep in, get out of bed only when fully awake, have a leisurely breakfast, have his home computer serviced, and enact my policy of only governing by thoroughly checked press releases, and return next Monday ready to fight.
First thing he should do is avoid question time in parliament. Where you have to shout.
Not an ounce of decorum...worse than angry town hall meeting.
He should disappear for the rest of the parliamentary term.
He should meet in private with his senior ministers, police chiefs, etc to formulate policy and course of future action.
He called all the "political staffers", male and female, hundreds, in the parliament building (from whose ranks all the trouble has sprung) to a huge meeting this afternoon.
Methinks "it would not have been pretty".