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Hawley's written a book on masculinity.
Focusing on manly courage, I assume?
Brave Josh Hawley ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Josh Hawley turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Josh Hawley!
Note 1: Stupid lyrics site does not know the rules re possessive pronouns.
Note 2: Hey this site let me use an apostrophe!