A complete failure of the two party syatem. Two old old men nobody likes.
I like Joe. But it is similar to the way I like avocado. It's good for a while but then it turns funny in the fridge. And brown. Well, Joe isn't turning brown, so it's far from perfect as an analogy. But a few more trips to the tropics could render him a little browner.
As long as I'm exploring the candidate as vegetable topic, I will add that Trump is more like okra, always slimy, tasteless, and probably best if fried. Or he could move to Alabama and be stored in pure nitrogen.
I don't have a vegetable for Nikki yet. Lentils seems to easy, though then she would be quite the dal. So maybe. But no, lentils don't fit with conservative ideology.