Orioles OWN the Yankees.
I would laugh so hard if after all the talk and trades and signings by the Yankees and all the talk about the Red Sox the two of them ended up at the bottom of their division.
It's not going to happen, but... it would be funny.
It would also be funny, if not quite as much so, if the Yankees, whose players have been boastful about their home run hitting, ended up behind the Dodgers for homers on the season.