You are a roly-poly bug with less personality and a bigger carbon footprint.
I now weigh 187 lbs.
5'7" short.
Hand to hand combat is out of the question...so best I have guns.
Not allowed to have guns, no wonder I "jump at shadows".
Not allowed to carry knives, swords, crossbows, long bows, nail rods, etc, anything that can be used as a weapon.
A sitting duck I surely am.
Most of the bad people seem to sleep all day and come out after dark.
So after dark I run inside and shut all the windows and doors, shut all the blinds and curtains, switch on the outside sensor lights...and hope for the best.
Going to night footy games in Sydney is "traumatic", the roads out after dark are dim, dark and dingey, lonely if you break down, and cold, misty, raining 'often' and eerie in winter.
I have top shelf auto club membership, so they'll come and get me/us...sitting in the car by the side of the road for an hour would be a nightmare..."exit the car and move to a safer place" or "stay in the car and risk being smashed into by crazy truck drivers"...not much of a choice.
If only I could carry guns.Guns are great...for self defence, in the dark and cold when broken down beside highways and backroads.