There is earth one and earth two. There is also earth zero, where Bambi lives, where nothing is true but it all still scares the bejesus out of the lone inhabitant, a silly old white man in diapers.
LOL
Silly maybe, but not in diapers yet.
There was a campaign here recently "Bins for Blokes", to get special bins for men in public/stadium etc bathrooms, same as there are for women, for disposal of sanitary products, namely diapers.
To enable men [and boys] to be able to attend footy games and move around society in comfort.
The campaign seems to have failed.
Oh well, such is life.
If my 'diaper time' ever comes, no way I'll be staying away from the footy...so I'll just have to get creative.
My great nephew is a genius, maybe he can invent something.