A disdain of learning Shakespeare shows a rigid and less than supple mind. Fortunately Bambu defies that characterization. Wait
Shakespeare...not 'plain english'.
A waste of an education trying to understand the hidden meanings of some guy who lived hundreds of years ago in England.
When I left school "The Merchant of Venice" was totally irrelevant.
I would've been much better off being trained in "public speakng".
Never once in my post school life have I ever needed to know when the English kings ruled, and the names of the wives of Henry V111.
I would've been much better off learning about the human body, including in depth sex ed classes.
No. You would have been better off if you had been required to learn and memorize the portion of Sir Thomas More scholarship now attributes to Shakespeare.
Grant them removed, and grant that this your noise
Hath chid down all the majesty of England;
Imagine that you see the wretched strangers,
Their babies at their backs with their poor luggage,
Plodding to the ports and coasts for transportation,
And that you sit as kings in your desires,
Authority quite silenced by your brawl,
And you in rough of your opinions clothed;
What had you got? I'll tell you: you had taught
How insolence and strong hand should prevail,
How order should be quelled; and by this pattern
Not one of you should live an aged man,
For other ruffians, as their fancies wrought,
With self same hand, self reasons, and self right,
Would shark on you, and men like ravenous fishes
Would feed on one another.
O, desperate as you are,
Wash your foul minds with tears, and those same hands,
That you like rebels lift against the peace,
Lift up for peace, and your unreverent knees,
Make them your feet to kneel to be forgiven!
You'll put down strangers,
Kill them, cut their throats, possess their houses,
And lead the majesty of law in line,
To slip him like a hound. Say now the king
(As he is clement, if th' offender mourn)
Should so much come too short of your great trespass
As but to banish you, whether would you go?
What country, by the nature of your error,
Should give you harbor? go you to France or Flanders,
To any German province, to Spain or Portugal,
Nay, any where that not adheres to England,--
Why, you must needs be strangers:would you be pleased
To find a nation of such barbarous temper,
That, breaking out in hideous violence,
Would not afford you an abode on earth,
Whet their detested knives against your throats,
Spurn you like dogs, and like as if that God
Owed not nor made not you, nor that the claimants
Were not all appropriate to your comforts,
But chartered unto them, what would you think
To be thus used? this is the strangers case;
And this your mountainish inhumanity.
Pity that you viewed your education as a mere trade school. The world was your oyster, and you'd none of it.
